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[callbacks]

did everyone on the island get inexplicably and simultaneously wasted for some reason last night or what
i know its been an exciting election but this prop was not on the ballot
im not taking karkat to homecoming

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[thneed]

Are you dumping your date before you even get there, Dave?

[callbacks]

no see this is exactly what im talking about
who decided he was my date
im going executive on their ass
vetoed

[thneed]

You must have asked him and forgot, right? Nobody can pick your date for you. That's ridiculous.

[roseate]

Yes. Absolutely preposterous.

[thneed]

Right? Maybe he was sleepy when he asked.

[roseate]

Maybe he's in denial.

[riseup]

inconceivable!

[callbacks]

prepare to die

[callbacks]

no
i think i can safely say there is not even an unstable alternate timeline where i ask karkat to be my unambiguously platonic date to any kind of social or private function

[thneed]

Then he must've asked you.

[callbacks]

[callbacks]

[callbacks]

goddamn it karkat

[callbacks]

ill have to let him down easy i guess
hes sensitive

[riseup]

yes you are.

[callbacks]

why dont you
you guys are actually friends

[riseup]

you guys are friends too.

[riseup]

also rose and i already have matching mustaches picked out.

[callbacks]

wait

[callbacks]

wait rose is going with you??

[callbacks]

wait since when what the fuck why didnt anyone say anything

[riseup]

around the same time we decided you and karkat were going together.

[maiditoutalive]

dave you cannot go against the wishes of the homecoming people
you have been elected
do your duty
take karkat to the dance

[callbacks]

i demand a recount

[maiditoutalive]

but your victory was a landslide