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did everyone on the island get inexplicably and simultaneously wasted for some reason last night or what
i know its been an exciting election but this prop was not on the ballot
im not taking karkat to homecoming

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only twice.
three times if you count dumb island bullshit.
it isn't that bad.
dave could literally build an army out of all his past dead daves, you should ask him about it sometime.

How are you alive?

it's kind of a long story...
but i guess you are used to long stories if you sat through all of karkat's quadrant talk.
the first time i died

wait.

ok, i died in an alternate timeline and dave went back in time and turned into a half-bird thing to save me and everyone else.
that's why there are two daves in new moore right now.
if you ever see davesprite around, say hi!
he needs more friends.

so besides that time since it totally doesn't count, the first time i died was on my quest bed.
if you die on your quest bed, you go god tier and become pretty much immortal... with some exceptions.
you also get cool powers!
i got the windy thing, which is badass.
dave can time travel and rose can tell the future or something.
stuff like that.

the second time i died was less awesome, but it didn't stick.
tl;dr i am still alive because i've never died for a heroic or just reason.
i guess i'm just lucky.

Oh. Good for you.

...There's two Daves? Nobody told me this.

yep, two daves.
double your douchebag, double your fun.
sorry that nobody told you, it's just that the other one doesn't get out much.
he isn't even going to homecoming.

And one of them is a bird?

Can they not be in the same room together? Does it make a paradox?

he was a half-bird, half-dave sprite.
now he's just orangey.
they can totally be in the same room together, it just gives everyone a headache.

What's a sprite? Is that another Dave? How many Daves are there?
And why would he be orangey? Does he have a mustache? Is he an orange bird? Is he citrusy too?

right now there are only two daves, but like i said, a lot of past daves died.
so who knows how many daves there really were?
a sprite is complicated.
it was a construct in the game that we were playing.
so imagine dave, but orange and part-bird, but also with a weird ghosty sprite tail.
that pretty much sums him up!
he isn't a bird here anymore. i don't know how that works.
he probably is citrusy, you could ask rose's cat.

...Ask the cat?

The cat talks?

that was a joke.

You just told me about orange-bird Dave. How am I supposed to know what's a joke here?

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