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[callbacks]

did everyone on the island get inexplicably and simultaneously wasted for some reason last night or what
i know its been an exciting election but this prop was not on the ballot
im not taking karkat to homecoming

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[thneed]

...There's two Daves? Nobody told me this.

[riseup]

yep, two daves.
double your douchebag, double your fun.
sorry that nobody told you, it's just that the other one doesn't get out much.
he isn't even going to homecoming.

[thneed]

And one of them is a bird?

Can they not be in the same room together? Does it make a paradox?

[riseup]

he was a half-bird, half-dave sprite.
now he's just orangey.
they can totally be in the same room together, it just gives everyone a headache.

[thneed]

What's a sprite? Is that another Dave? How many Daves are there?
And why would he be orangey? Does he have a mustache? Is he an orange bird? Is he citrusy too?

[riseup]

right now there are only two daves, but like i said, a lot of past daves died.
so who knows how many daves there really were?
a sprite is complicated.
it was a construct in the game that we were playing.
so imagine dave, but orange and part-bird, but also with a weird ghosty sprite tail.
that pretty much sums him up!
he isn't a bird here anymore. i don't know how that works.
he probably is citrusy, you could ask rose's cat.

[thneed]

...Ask the cat?

The cat talks?

[riseup]

that was a joke.

[thneed]

You just told me about orange-bird Dave. How am I supposed to know what's a joke here?