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[callbacks]

did everyone on the island get inexplicably and simultaneously wasted for some reason last night or what
i know its been an exciting election but this prop was not on the ballot
im not taking karkat to homecoming

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[thneed]

But you're Kaworu.

[notdogmatic]

I do not see why that is relevant.

[callbacks]

wow uh girls youre both very pretty

[thneed]

Is he prettier than me? Is that why he was your first thought?

[thneed]

WAIT.

Dave no.

[callbacks]

no what

[thneed]

Handsome, not pretty.

[notdogmatic]

Objectively less pretty than Mister Trancy.

[callbacks]

that kid is basically unreal
dont feel bad dude even im not that pretty

[notdogmatic]

For reference purposes: am I prettier than you at the moment?

I believe my ability to perceive souls may handicap my judgement in this area.

[thneed]

Just forget it.

[notdogmatic]

You are not assisting my growing understanding of the human condition.

[thneed]

That is exactly why I should have been picked first.

[notdogmatic]

But I would benefit from the socialization more than you.

[thneed]

I would benefit from you not bothering me about this.

[notdogmatic]

If you are not concerned about my benefits, why should I be concerned about yours? Human social interaction is based on a principle of reciprocity.