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[callbacks]

did everyone on the island get inexplicably and simultaneously wasted for some reason last night or what
i know its been an exciting election but this prop was not on the ballot
im not taking karkat to homecoming

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[thneed]

Are you dumping your date before you even get there, Dave?

[callbacks]

no see this is exactly what im talking about
who decided he was my date
im going executive on their ass
vetoed

[thneed]

You must have asked him and forgot, right? Nobody can pick your date for you. That's ridiculous.

[roseate]

Yes. Absolutely preposterous.

[thneed]

Right? Maybe he was sleepy when he asked.

[roseate]

Maybe he's in denial.

[callbacks]

rose

[roseate]

Dave.

[callbacks]

why

[thneed]

First dates are very nerve-wracking.

[callbacks]

boss

[thneed]

Dave.

[roseate]

Even "friend" dates.

[riseup]

inconceivable!

[callbacks]

prepare to die

[riseup]

good one.
but no!

[callbacks]

i am going to murder you through time
no one will find your body
meanwhile paleontologists fifty years ago will be all hells of confused when they find your skull in a mesozoic stratum

[callbacks]

no
i think i can safely say there is not even an unstable alternate timeline where i ask karkat to be my unambiguously platonic date to any kind of social or private function

[thneed]

Then he must've asked you.

[callbacks]

[callbacks]

[callbacks]

goddamn it karkat

[callbacks]

ill have to let him down easy i guess
hes sensitive

[thneed]

Can you go as friends instead?

[callbacks]

were NOT friends