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[callbacks]

did everyone on the island get inexplicably and simultaneously wasted for some reason last night or what
i know its been an exciting election but this prop was not on the ballot
im not taking karkat to homecoming

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[thneed]

Right? Maybe he was sleepy when he asked.

[roseate]

Maybe he's in denial.

[callbacks]

rose

[roseate]

Dave.

[callbacks]

why

[roseate]

I have only your best interests at heart.

[callbacks]

you know they already got a scientific study done that proves suffering doesnt really build character

[roseate]

You're not suffering.

[callbacks]

youre right because hes insufferable
rose seriously what did i ever do to you

[roseate]

It seems you're implying I had something to do with this.
I think we both know that's a ridiculous accusation.

[roseate]

But really,
Who else would you bring?
I'm afraid Mom and I are both taken.

[roseate]

Sorry.
We can all go as a group.
Will that make you feel less threatened by insinuations of friendship?

[thneed]

First dates are very nerve-wracking.

[callbacks]

boss

[thneed]

Dave.

[callbacks]

no
just no

[thneed]

It's okay to be nervous.

[callbacks]

oh my god im done

[thneed]

What I say?

[roseate]

Even "friend" dates.

[thneed]

It's true.

[roseate]

They're really making a bigger deal of this than it needs to be.

[thneed]

Yeah. It doesn't seem so bad. It's just a date.

[roseate]

There wasn't even anything to mock until this post.

[thneed]

Wait. We're mocking?