[Oh what even is this]

[rule_britannia]

I suppose I'll be chaperoning at this bloody dance, then?

[Oh, Arthur, stop it, you love dances and parties, don't even lie.]

Well, as they say, keep calm and carry on. Sodding hell.

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[callbacks]

youre a good teach mr k
i hope they at least let you dance
i mean what else are you supposed to do besides lay the smackdown on anyone who isnt keeping at least twelve inches airspace between them

[rule_britannia]

I try. I never thought I'd find this teaching lark so interesting.

And since I doubt I'll be drinking I'll have to find entertainment somewhere. If that means smacking a yardstick down between any couples getting too close to each other I'll have to take what I can get.