[Oh what even is this]

[rule_britannia]

I suppose I'll be chaperoning at this bloody dance, then?

[Oh, Arthur, stop it, you love dances and parties, don't even lie.]

Well, as they say, keep calm and carry on. Sodding hell.

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[amberwaves]

If you end up busting out your moves, I'm sure someone will catch it and put it on youtube, haha!

I mean isn't that what goes on at high school dances?

[rule_britannia]

Do they even have Youtube here? And besides, that kind of thing has happened before and it's not nearly as embarrassing as people seem to think.

Think about what you just said and answer me this - how long do you think it's been since I attended a school dance?

[amberwaves]

I don't know, actually. It'd probably just get posted to the network.

Haha, good point, but don't you watch movies? Kids are always getting up to those kinds of shenanigans in movies, someone always smuggles a flask in the pocket of their coat and spikes the punch.

[rule_britannia]

I suppose I know where I'll be loitering, in that case.

I'd rather not have a bunch of drunk kids to deal with.