IMAGINE THIS HAPPENING SHORTLY AFTER THE ANNOUNCEMENT, BECAUSE THAT'S PROBABLY WHEN IT DID.

[ihateyouetc]

HA HA HA!
OH MAN, LOOK AT THESE SPACES BETWEEN EVERY "HA" PRECISELY PUNCTUATING THE IMPRUDENT INDIVIDUALITY INTENDED BEHIND EACH OF THE TWO LETTER EXPRESSIONS COMPOSING THE MIRTHFUL ONOMATOPOEIA I JUST WROTE.
EXCEPT THE "HA" ENDING IN A SHOUT POLE.
THAT ONE TYPICALLY DENOTES "YELLING" OR IT CAN BE AN EXCLAMATION OF "EXCITEMENT" AND "MERRIMENT."
WHICH ISN'T ACTUALLY WHAT I'M DOING AT THE MOMENT.
I'M SAYING HA HA, VERY FUCKING FUNNY IN THE WAY THAT CONVEYS "HA HA, FUCK YOU."
WHO RIGGED THIS.
I WILL FUCKING FIND YOU.
I'M NOT "ACCEPTING" SHIT AT THIS MISERABLE EXCUSE FOR A GATHERING WHERE HUMANS USUALLY EXHIBIT A DISTINCT LACK OF TALENT IN THE ART OF "DANCING" WHILE AWKWARDLY FUMBLING AROUND EACH OTHER WITH WHAT I ASSUME IS THE INTENT OF EVOLVING ENOUGH NERVE TO PUT THEIR MOUTHS ON EACH OTHER BEFORE THE NIGHT IS OVER.
IT'S BAD ENOUGH I ACTUALLY AGREED TO GO.

Comments

[badnewsboy]

Don't be silly, elections are never rigged. The Coming of the Home is a democratic occasion.

[fuckincakewake]

yah i didnt stuff it or notihng either
i mena u cant prove it

[badnewsboy]

Now, I'm sure that there are ways. Everyone has ways. However, it's unnecessary because nothing was rigged.

[fuckincakewake]

yah i didnt put a whole pink notebook inthere

[badnewsboy]

Hush, m'lady, you will incriminate yourself and as the Midgardians say, will be in need of a lawyer. That's what happens on all the television shows.

[fuckincakewake]

milady
so fancy

[badnewsboy]

It is only appropriate.

[fuckincakewake]

so whod u vote for

[badnewsboy]

Confidentially or not confidentially? A ballot is a private matter.

[fuckincakewake]

unless u were raised to belueve modern democracy is in itself a sham

[badnewsboy]

I'm still new. New enough, really, as I've never seen the rise and fall of any civilizations I could not save. I don't have much of an opinion save for my history lessons.

And you, m'lady?

[ihateyouetc]

OH MAN. LOOK WHAT WE HAVE HERE.
THE VOICE OF SOMEONE WHO PROBABLY RIGS SHIT LIKE THIS.

[badnewsboy]

Usually proof is required after an accusation.

That and, well, I don't even know who you are.

[ihateyouetc]

WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK THIS IS, A COURT OF HUMAN LAW?
FUCK NO. I DON'T REQUIRE PROOF TO SAY SHIT.
THE FACT I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE DOESN'T INVALIDATE THE FACT YOUR ATTITUDE IS SHIFTY AS FUCK EITHER.

[badnewsboy]

Usually proof is required in any accusation without it becoming fallacy.

Ah, yes, that. That I'm quite used to.

[ihateyouetc]

I'M NOT ENGAGING IN A DEBATE WITH YOU.
ANYONE WORTH MORE THAN THE QUALIFICATION "INSIGNIFICANT FUCK OF RUCKUS" CAN COVER THEIR TRACKS PRETTY EASILY.
JUST BECAUSE THERE'S AN ABSENCE OF PROOF DOESN'T MEAN I'M WRONG.
QUITE CONTRARY TO THAT, THE FACT THIS CONVERSATION IS GOING IN THIS DIRECTION POINTS TOWARD A SOLID CONCLUSION THAT SCREAMS AT ME LIKE A NEON SIGN SHINING LIKE THE ONLY BEACON OF LIGHT IN THIS SHITTY LOW-LIT WHATEVER-THE-FUCK-THIS-ROOM-IS. EACH INDIVIDUAL CHARACTER ON THE SIGN SPELLS OUT:

[ihateyouetc]

K A R K A T , Y O U  A R E  A B S O F U C K I N G L U T E L Y  C O R R E C T !
W O W !  W H A T  G E N I U S .  W O W ,  S O  P R O U D.  S O  R I G H T .

[ihateyouetc]

THE ONLY THING IS YOU HAVE NO REASON TO HAVE MESSED WITH MY RESULTS SO IT'S A NON-ISSUE.
I CAN THINK OF A TON OF PEOPLE WHO WOULD HAVE FUCKED WITH MINE INSTEAD.

[badnewsboy]

But to reap the consequences of said actions are quite different than your simple say so. Merely your own satisfaction! I wonder if that would be enough.

Though, I digress, there are several reasons I could have to mess with your results, though you have come to the wrong conclusion on why I would do so. Do you believe it simply to be something to cause you disconcert? A point on the right track is still within the range, but far beyond the larger picture.

You do, however, have my word. I could care little of your results, despite the various reasons I could have to change them.

1/4 TALKIN' TOO MUCH

[ihateyouetc]

OK, YOU ARE TRYING TO TRIP ME UP WITH YOUR WORDS HERE AND IT'S NOT GOING TO WORK.
THERE ARE NO CONSEQUENCES IN THIS CIRCUMSTANCE. EVEN MENTIONING THEM IS STUPID.
I DON'T GIVE A SHIT THAT YOU'RE ONE OF THE ASSHOLES AS POPULOUS AS THE MYRIAD STARS IN THE SKY WHO RIGGED IT.
LIKE MCCALL, PREVIOUS TO THIS CONVERSATION, I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW YOU EXISTED.

[ihateyouetc]

LET'S PLAY HYPOTHETICALS FOR A SECOND SINCE IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE INTO THAT.
LET'S PRETEND YOU ACTUALLY GIVE A FUCK ABOUT MY EXISTENCE AND DECIDED TO RIG THIS IN MY FAVOR.
THE REASONS FOR THAT COULD BE "I'M TROLLING THE FUCK OUT OF YOU BECAUSE I FIND IT HILARIOUS/FUNNY/PATHETIC/ETC."
OR THEY COULD BE MORE COMPLICATED LIKE "I'M TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW YOU'LL REACT TO SOMETHING" WHICH, HONESTLY, IS A NON-REASON IN ITSELF BECAUSE ANY OBSERVATION OF ME AT ALL LEADS TO THE INEVITABLE CONCLUSION THAT I'M GOING TO START SCREAMING REALLY LOUDLY ABOUT IT AND YELL AT A LOT OF PEOPLE.
BUT IT COULD ALSO DOUBLE AS "I WANT TO RIG IT SO SOMEONE ELSE DOESN'T WIN AND SEE HOW THEY REACT TO NOT WINNING!" IF YOU HAD REASON TO SUSPECT SOMEONE ACTUALLY GAVE A FUCK ABOUT WINNING THIS TRITE POPULARITY CONTEST.
OR "YOUR FRIENDS LIKE FUCKING WITH YOU AND WANT YOU TO WIN, SO I'M GOING TO HELP THEM!"
IT COULD ALSO BE "I'M BORED SO WHY THE FUCK NOT."

[ihateyouetc]

THE THING IS I MAINTAIN YOU STILL WOULDN'T HAVE A LEGITIMATE REASON BECAUSE PRIOR TO THIS I DOUBT I EVEN CROSSED YOUR RADAR BECAUSE YOU HANG AROUND WITH A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT GROUP OF PEOPLE.

[ihateyouetc]

ALTHOUGH I GUESS I KINDA CALLED ATTENTION TO MYSELF NOW.

[badnewsboy]

Yes, quite.

[ihateyouetc]

WHATEVER. I DON'T CARE.
I HAVE OTHER SHIT I NEED TO DO.