IMAGINE THIS HAPPENING SHORTLY AFTER THE ANNOUNCEMENT, BECAUSE THAT'S PROBABLY WHEN IT DID.

[ihateyouetc]

HA HA HA!
OH MAN, LOOK AT THESE SPACES BETWEEN EVERY "HA" PRECISELY PUNCTUATING THE IMPRUDENT INDIVIDUALITY INTENDED BEHIND EACH OF THE TWO LETTER EXPRESSIONS COMPOSING THE MIRTHFUL ONOMATOPOEIA I JUST WROTE.
EXCEPT THE "HA" ENDING IN A SHOUT POLE.
THAT ONE TYPICALLY DENOTES "YELLING" OR IT CAN BE AN EXCLAMATION OF "EXCITEMENT" AND "MERRIMENT."
WHICH ISN'T ACTUALLY WHAT I'M DOING AT THE MOMENT.
I'M SAYING HA HA, VERY FUCKING FUNNY IN THE WAY THAT CONVEYS "HA HA, FUCK YOU."
WHO RIGGED THIS.
I WILL FUCKING FIND YOU.
I'M NOT "ACCEPTING" SHIT AT THIS MISERABLE EXCUSE FOR A GATHERING WHERE HUMANS USUALLY EXHIBIT A DISTINCT LACK OF TALENT IN THE ART OF "DANCING" WHILE AWKWARDLY FUMBLING AROUND EACH OTHER WITH WHAT I ASSUME IS THE INTENT OF EVOLVING ENOUGH NERVE TO PUT THEIR MOUTHS ON EACH OTHER BEFORE THE NIGHT IS OVER.
IT'S BAD ENOUGH I ACTUALLY AGREED TO GO.

Comments

[thneed]

You got votes.

[squidissension]

barely any
i wwasnt evven on the court

[thneed]

But it was still a lot, yeah? Maybe you can be on court next year.

[squidissension]

just not enough
its nevver enough

[thneed]

Come on, purple people eater. It's okay. I didn't get court either.

[squidissension]

course you didnt
wwho wwould vvote for you
you dont evven havve a real name

[thneed]

Wow. Okay. Last time I vote for you.

And it's a real name because I have it!

[thneed]

Also I got two more votes than you so NYEEEH

[squidissension]

nobody asked u to okay
u are just gonna end up hatin me
and not evven wwith a purpose too platonic hate
wwhat good does that do me
im ovver lettin people get close

[thneed]

What are you even talking about?
I don't hate you. You're reaaaally annoying but I don't do that without a reason because that's stupid. I was just trying to cheer you up!

Nevermind then!

[squidissension]

wwhy wwould you evven wwant to help me
wwhat good does it fuckin do you

[thneed]

It's nice? And then you get friends that way? Right?

[squidissension]

i wwouldnt knoww

[thneed]

Me either, I guess.

[thneed]

All well. Gave it a shot. Didn't work.

We can go back to calling eachothers names stupid then.

[squidissension]

oh fuck off
you havve friends
you wwere just braggin about them a minute ago

[thneed]

I never tried the method of kindness to get them though. They were just kind of there? I think I sold them stuff first...

[thneed]

Maybe they only voted for me because I give them stuff and none of my actual friends were the voters...

[thneed]

No. Wait that's awful. Nobody would do that. Ha!

Anyway, we should be friends.

[squidissension]

wwhy

[thneed]

Because I'm an awesome friend and why wouldn't you want one of those?

[squidissension]

wwhat makes you awwesome
so didnt evven get on the court

[thneed]

I'm a entrepreneur! Who is also sometimes a rockstar. I'll give you a minute for that to sink in.

And I probably didn't make the court because everyone realized that would be silly for me to make court. I don't even go to that school.

[squidissension]

yeah i dont believve any a that

[roseate]

HAHAHAHAHAH