IMAGINE THIS HAPPENING SHORTLY AFTER THE ANNOUNCEMENT, BECAUSE THAT'S PROBABLY WHEN IT DID.

[ihateyouetc]

HA HA HA!
OH MAN, LOOK AT THESE SPACES BETWEEN EVERY "HA" PRECISELY PUNCTUATING THE IMPRUDENT INDIVIDUALITY INTENDED BEHIND EACH OF THE TWO LETTER EXPRESSIONS COMPOSING THE MIRTHFUL ONOMATOPOEIA I JUST WROTE.
EXCEPT THE "HA" ENDING IN A SHOUT POLE.
THAT ONE TYPICALLY DENOTES "YELLING" OR IT CAN BE AN EXCLAMATION OF "EXCITEMENT" AND "MERRIMENT."
WHICH ISN'T ACTUALLY WHAT I'M DOING AT THE MOMENT.
I'M SAYING HA HA, VERY FUCKING FUNNY IN THE WAY THAT CONVEYS "HA HA, FUCK YOU."
WHO RIGGED THIS.
I WILL FUCKING FIND YOU.
I'M NOT "ACCEPTING" SHIT AT THIS MISERABLE EXCUSE FOR A GATHERING WHERE HUMANS USUALLY EXHIBIT A DISTINCT LACK OF TALENT IN THE ART OF "DANCING" WHILE AWKWARDLY FUMBLING AROUND EACH OTHER WITH WHAT I ASSUME IS THE INTENT OF EVOLVING ENOUGH NERVE TO PUT THEIR MOUTHS ON EACH OTHER BEFORE THE NIGHT IS OVER.
IT'S BAD ENOUGH I ACTUALLY AGREED TO GO.

Comments

[roseate]

OMG
what is everryone danc ing.
This is a sutipd dance iw ant To do it.
Why dotn we know this da nce John???

[riseup]

jrhose
rsoe
*rose you look so pretyu di it lel you that
your'e the best firend a guy coijudl have thanksf or goving with me

[riseup]

we canrj learn the dnace in likle 2 secnods ok.
it's liek
build a fire ubild la fire
drop the;f fire
oh shti the gorund is on fire
ok let's go!

[roseate]

Wo w you are aso good at dnacing.
That is liertaally the only way I would have described this dance.
Hahahahahah oops I fellt.

[riseup]

jahhaha i am waful at dnacnign.
bujt so is eveyrone lese os it's ok.

[roseate]

No you aer so good.
Were the best adancers on this dumb hoemcoming courtn that only Eridan cares about.

[riseup]

youorue right like alsways.
how are you sos marat, rose/??
you arre ghreat.
ths is great!
let's show thtese fucksrkuckuuses how it's done.

[roseate]

Im olynl smart when im
*I'm.
Standing next to aDave.
Hahahahah.
Sorry Dave I Do loev you.

[riseup]

taht's liekt the htird time you'ev said it tongiht.
heeheh, lsosers.
yuoju guys are the; beast.
best!!! th best.

[roseate]

Thats beacause I'm really,
Really happy.
Not durnk!
Ive made a terrile mistake.

[riseup]

rlealy?
good.

[roseate]

Mistaneks are not good they're bad like all those spiked pucunch weve been imbibing.

[riseup]

no i meneant it's good tath yoru'e hppapy.
*happy!
aslo the puhnhc i sldeicous.
delicisous, wow, sdudenly roxhy makesa ll the snesne to me.

[roseate]

Right??
I dont remmember it being at all fucn lst time.
Oh well Img lad your havgnig fun.

[callbacks]

[roseate]