IMAGINE THIS HAPPENING SHORTLY AFTER THE ANNOUNCEMENT, BECAUSE THAT'S PROBABLY WHEN IT DID.

[ihateyouetc]

HA HA HA!
OH MAN, LOOK AT THESE SPACES BETWEEN EVERY "HA" PRECISELY PUNCTUATING THE IMPRUDENT INDIVIDUALITY INTENDED BEHIND EACH OF THE TWO LETTER EXPRESSIONS COMPOSING THE MIRTHFUL ONOMATOPOEIA I JUST WROTE.
EXCEPT THE "HA" ENDING IN A SHOUT POLE.
THAT ONE TYPICALLY DENOTES "YELLING" OR IT CAN BE AN EXCLAMATION OF "EXCITEMENT" AND "MERRIMENT."
WHICH ISN'T ACTUALLY WHAT I'M DOING AT THE MOMENT.
I'M SAYING HA HA, VERY FUCKING FUNNY IN THE WAY THAT CONVEYS "HA HA, FUCK YOU."
WHO RIGGED THIS.
I WILL FUCKING FIND YOU.
I'M NOT "ACCEPTING" SHIT AT THIS MISERABLE EXCUSE FOR A GATHERING WHERE HUMANS USUALLY EXHIBIT A DISTINCT LACK OF TALENT IN THE ART OF "DANCING" WHILE AWKWARDLY FUMBLING AROUND EACH OTHER WITH WHAT I ASSUME IS THE INTENT OF EVOLVING ENOUGH NERVE TO PUT THEIR MOUTHS ON EACH OTHER BEFORE THE NIGHT IS OVER.
IT'S BAD ENOUGH I ACTUALLY AGREED TO GO.

Comments

[callbacks]

where did you even get that stuff

[roseate]

pfffffffffffffffffffff

[roseate]

I geuss
*Geuss
*GEUS
*Guess
Noe one was paying atten tion to the punch.
Ohhhh well.

[callbacks]

seriously
weve got an adult to kid ratio here of like three to one and someone still managed to spike the punch with enough hooch to knock you loopy??
im going to be carrying you home piggyback while you slur jungian typology in my ear arent i
and then calling davesprite to drag johns face out of the toilet

[roseate]

Ahwww.
Will you reall.
that sounds good let s do that.

[callbacks]

i dont know why i expected my homecoming experience to be anything but this

[roseate]

Haha hahahahaha.
I l ove yu too.

[callbacks]

wow
the barkeep shouldve cut you off like two drinks ago
you stay with me ok ill make sure you dont fall into any trash cans or lascivious hands

[roseate]

Jonhs hands are like,
The opposite ove lacisv
Lacsc
Lascivious
Tashc cans aon the other ahnds are dangerous objects.

[callbacks]

im putting john under my watch for the duration of the evening too
wherever he went
cant leave that kid alone for one second
if anyones going to find a way to turn an innocent drunken teen blowout with weird music into an epic disaster its him

[roseate]

Yuo were def initely more fun when I was 5.
I like it.
Shorry sorry shorry sorry.

[callbacks]

hahaha what do you want to draw ponies or something
the ponies can be dancing

[roseate]

No i wann t dance.
Lets go dance.
Ok Graet!

[callbacks]

whoa careful dont fall down
ok hold on lets do this weird korean pop shuffle

[roseate]

GANGNAM STYLE!!!

[riseup]

holy SHIT dvave i'm not goignn to thocuh rose
thatkjs stupid your'e sutpdi.