IMAGINE THIS HAPPENING SHORTLY AFTER THE ANNOUNCEMENT, BECAUSE THAT'S PROBABLY WHEN IT DID.

[ihateyouetc]

HA HA HA!
OH MAN, LOOK AT THESE SPACES BETWEEN EVERY "HA" PRECISELY PUNCTUATING THE IMPRUDENT INDIVIDUALITY INTENDED BEHIND EACH OF THE TWO LETTER EXPRESSIONS COMPOSING THE MIRTHFUL ONOMATOPOEIA I JUST WROTE.
EXCEPT THE "HA" ENDING IN A SHOUT POLE.
THAT ONE TYPICALLY DENOTES "YELLING" OR IT CAN BE AN EXCLAMATION OF "EXCITEMENT" AND "MERRIMENT."
WHICH ISN'T ACTUALLY WHAT I'M DOING AT THE MOMENT.
I'M SAYING HA HA, VERY FUCKING FUNNY IN THE WAY THAT CONVEYS "HA HA, FUCK YOU."
WHO RIGGED THIS.
I WILL FUCKING FIND YOU.
I'M NOT "ACCEPTING" SHIT AT THIS MISERABLE EXCUSE FOR A GATHERING WHERE HUMANS USUALLY EXHIBIT A DISTINCT LACK OF TALENT IN THE ART OF "DANCING" WHILE AWKWARDLY FUMBLING AROUND EACH OTHER WITH WHAT I ASSUME IS THE INTENT OF EVOLVING ENOUGH NERVE TO PUT THEIR MOUTHS ON EACH OTHER BEFORE THE NIGHT IS OVER.
IT'S BAD ENOUGH I ACTUALLY AGREED TO GO.

Comments

[thneed]

So that's a ...glowing ghost bird Dave? And he's also orange.
That's- Yeah okay. I can't think of anything to say about that.

[callbacks]

yeah basically
except hes human here so mostly he just looks like me except a little more orange

[thneed]

Is it a spray on tan?

[callbacks]

hahahaha nah
its only noticeable really in his hair
somebody in this familys gotta be the redheaded stepchild i guess

[thneed]

Everyone has one of those.