01st Hope

[encore_dueling]

Oookay.
I will admit that being told im fictional turned real is a different start to a brand new day.
Alas its just something to get used to i guess?
Quick question about the schools though.
How big are the classrooms? As in how many people are usually in one room?
And i suppose i should quit being rude and introduce myself.
Im jake english and its a pleasure to meet you all!

[He thinks?]

Comments

[fuckincakewake]

omg

[fuckincakewake]

HOPY SHIT
well wellw wellw ll well
lookit who teh fuck it is

[fuckincakewake]

this is so fuckign tight okay
we are fianlly all together yesssss

[fuckincakewake]

but waht the heck gives english
u sound all bummed and quiet
not ur usuaul adventuruering self
u didnt actually buy the ficstional jizz did u
*JAZZ fjhdj omg lol

[encore_dueling]

Jiminy christmas roxy!
I know you mistaken sec for something similar sometimes but wow!
All joking aside i think its the shock.
And the utter embarrassment im feeling after a certain episode i had with a certain friend of ours decapitated head...
I can*not* believe you all had to witness that spectacle!

Hold on a tick what do you mean finally got here?
Just how long have you been in this cockamamie place?

[fuckincakewake]

nice typo

[fuckincakewake]

why is evrybody making such a big dela abuot the head tihng
its seriiously nothing okay
probably i mean
lots of ppl were kissesd

[fuckincakewake]

and not kissed

[fuckincakewake]

so drop ur shock shorta at the door and get over it
omg are u wearign little shorts
u doent even have to tell me cuz i can come and FIDN U and see
yess

[fuckincakewake]

and i dunno leik
8 months
its motsly awesoem tho
ur not gonnan BELEIVE whos here

[encore_dueling]

Hogswallop there are no typos.
Your eyes must be playing tricks on you again rox.
*Sigh*
As long as we dont dredge up the memory or scene again for at *least* a year!
Anyway im always wearing shorts!
Its not like i can go scampering about in long pants on a tropical island.
That would be silly!

[Jake, you're forgetting the fact that you wear a jacket in the tropics.]

Eight months?
But i saw you no less than five seconds ago!
Id hazard a guess that dirk and jane might be here?

[fuckincakewake]

nah man
def been hwre
times all messed up i tihnk
di-strids been w me teh whole time but janey just got here teh other day

[flightybro]

Looks like Roxy got to you first, but I wouldn't trust the information you received regarding being fictional.
Just saying.
Hey, English. Nice of you to finally join us.

[callbacks]

theyre not that big
objectively speaking
i mean the whole schools small enough that basically i have to share every class i have with both an angry space troll and rose lalonde
i dont know how learnings ever supposed to get done around here

[roseate]

Is this because you're embarrassed I now know you cuddle in your sleep?

[roseate]

John will be excited to meet you.

[callbacks]

oh my fucking god i do not

[roseate]

Like a boa constrictor.

[callbacks]

nobody listen to her
this is character defamation
ive been framed

[fuckincakewake]

ur rigth
it mustve been some other strider who cuddles

[callbacks]

yes
definitely
does he?

[fuckincakewake]

u tihnk robots and puppets cuddle
leik 400 cats do?
no
he sleeps lieka squirmy livign brobot whimspering roxy cut it uot u are a msilllion degrees
*out

[fuckincakewake]

u are teh cuddler

[callbacks]

it was cold

[roseate]

At least you come by it honestly.