01st Hope

[encore_dueling]

Oookay.
I will admit that being told im fictional turned real is a different start to a brand new day.
Alas its just something to get used to i guess?
Quick question about the schools though.
How big are the classrooms? As in how many people are usually in one room?
And i suppose i should quit being rude and introduce myself.
Im jake english and its a pleasure to meet you all!

[He thinks?]

Comments

[fuckincakewake]

omg

[fuckincakewake]

HOPY SHIT
well wellw wellw ll well
lookit who teh fuck it is

[fuckincakewake]

this is so fuckign tight okay
we are fianlly all together yesssss

[fuckincakewake]

but waht the heck gives english
u sound all bummed and quiet
not ur usuaul adventuruering self
u didnt actually buy the ficstional jizz did u
*JAZZ fjhdj omg lol

[encore_dueling]

Jiminy christmas roxy!
I know you mistaken sec for something similar sometimes but wow!
All joking aside i think its the shock.
And the utter embarrassment im feeling after a certain episode i had with a certain friend of ours decapitated head...
I can*not* believe you all had to witness that spectacle!

Hold on a tick what do you mean finally got here?
Just how long have you been in this cockamamie place?

[fuckincakewake]

nice typo

[fuckincakewake]

why is evrybody making such a big dela abuot the head tihng
its seriiously nothing okay
probably i mean
lots of ppl were kissesd

[fuckincakewake]

and not kissed

[fuckincakewake]

so drop ur shock shorta at the door and get over it
omg are u wearign little shorts
u doent even have to tell me cuz i can come and FIDN U and see
yess

[fuckincakewake]

and i dunno leik
8 months
its motsly awesoem tho
ur not gonnan BELEIVE whos here

[flightybro]

Looks like Roxy got to you first, but I wouldn't trust the information you received regarding being fictional.
Just saying.
Hey, English. Nice of you to finally join us.

[encore_dueling]

It was pretty out of the blue!
Whatever the case were alive and thats all that really matters in the end right?
Hello dirk and yes ive already gotten the gist that im late to this shindig.
And that ive missed out on eight months.
:(

[flightybro]

Yes, exactly so.
And the fact of the matter is since you're here, we're all united as we should be.
There isn't a lot of catching up to do.

[callbacks]

theyre not that big
objectively speaking
i mean the whole schools small enough that basically i have to share every class i have with both an angry space troll and rose lalonde
i dont know how learnings ever supposed to get done around here

[roseate]

Is this because you're embarrassed I now know you cuddle in your sleep?

[callbacks]

oh my fucking god i do not

[encore_dueling]

Well at least theres that.
Ive pretty much only been home schooled myself.
Angry aliens seems to be a common factor.
I take it since you mentioned rose that youre dave strider?

[Shock is successfully being replaced with excitement and fangirlish glee. Yes, Dirk, he's going to embarrass you for knowing this kid.]

[roseate]

John will be excited to meet you.

[encore_dueling]

He will?
Fantastic!
Jade wont though?
Or has she not yet arrived?

[thneed]

I thought Karkat said the one that writes in green was a girl.

[encore_dueling]

I assure you that im a gentleman and not a gentlewoman.
You might be thinking of jade though!
She types in a brighter green than i do.
Whos this karkat chap?

[notdogmatic]

There are around twenty people in a classroom, generally. Additionally, he rooms are approximately 14,000 cubic feet in volume.

I'm called Kaworu Nagisa. It's a pleasure to meet you, as well.

[encore_dueling]

Twenty...
Ill be honest and say thats a lot more people than ive ever seen in one place!

The pleasures all mine kaworu!

[maiditoutalive]

too many people and too much sitting in too small a room
as an objective fact
there is an unfulfilled promise of field trips to come though
its nice to finally get to meet you jake!

[encore_dueling]

Field trips?
To where?
I should say the same thing but i dont know who you are im afraid.