01st Hope

[encore_dueling]

Oookay.
I will admit that being told im fictional turned real is a different start to a brand new day.
Alas its just something to get used to i guess?
Quick question about the schools though.
How big are the classrooms? As in how many people are usually in one room?
And i suppose i should quit being rude and introduce myself.
Im jake english and its a pleasure to meet you all!

[He thinks?]

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[thneed]

Him.
You'll probably have the pleasure eventually.

[encore_dueling]

Thats a foreshadowing statement!
I dont believe i caught your name?

[thneed]

I'm learning the art of foreshadowing. Did I master it yet?
The Once-ler. Nice to meet you, Jake English.

[encore_dueling]

Id say so chum in my rather amateurish view of it!
The pleasures all mine and please call me jake.

[thneed]

Thank you! Maybe I can move up from foreshadowing to spoilers.
Jake! So you know Roxy and everybody?

[encore_dueling]

Well i know roxy jane and dirk definitely!
I only know rose and her friends through reputation honestly though jade is family.
Im afraid that i dont really know anybody else.

[thneed]

Oh so you know everyone who isn't a troll.

[encore_dueling]

Precisely.
Im sure ill soon get to know them though.
How many trolls are here?

[thneed]

Um.
Karkat, Eridan, Aradia, Gamzee, that one that writes in booger green. Four? If there's more I haven't spoken to them.

Hey, does the talking ping-pong ball count or is that a different thing?

[encore_dueling]

Cool!
Maybe i can get along with them.
As far as a talking ping pong ball...
Im really not sure!
It sounds like a different thing altogether but ive never heard of anything like that.

[thneed]

I get along with them okay. You should do fine.
Never? Huh. He uses fancy text too so I just kind of figured since that seems exclusive to wherever it is you people come from. Nobody else bothers switching it up.

[encore_dueling]

Ive never heard of a bloke like that but that might be because he doesnt exist in my iteration of the universe.
We sort of have multiple ones apparently.

[thneed]

Apparently. And 22 Daves.

[fuckincakewake]

mysteriosu guys get allllll the ladies
itsa fact

[thneed]

Ah haha...
What.

[thneed]

I mean,

Ladies.

[thneed]

Nope nope. That was terrible.
Can I pull off mysterious?

[fuckincakewake]

not a chanec

[thneed]

Not even a little?

[fuckincakewake]

mayeb a littttle

[thneed]

Yeah?

[fuckincakewake]

why
u got a lady u wanan impress?

[thneed]

No. Not really.

[callbacks]

no

[thneed]

Thanks.