01st Hope

[encore_dueling]

Oookay.
I will admit that being told im fictional turned real is a different start to a brand new day.
Alas its just something to get used to i guess?
Quick question about the schools though.
How big are the classrooms? As in how many people are usually in one room?
And i suppose i should quit being rude and introduce myself.
Im jake english and its a pleasure to meet you all!

[He thinks?]

Comments

[maiditoutalive]

well he was the only one ive ever seen too but i am having trouble thinking of how one could possibly be better
maybe if he wore a party hat?

[thneed]

Hats do make everything better.

[maiditoutalive]

they do
have you ever thought of going into the hat business?

[thneed]

Like become a hatter? Thneeds make amazing hats. I guess I'm already in that business a little...

[maiditoutalive]

thneeds are a really awkward color for a hat though
and they dont have some of the proper shape
i mean could you make your thneed look like your hat?

[thneed]

Excuse you. Thneeds come in various colors and the shape is adjustable.

[thneed]

Give me a minute. It can look like my hat. I think...

[thneed]

Yes, I could.

[maiditoutalive]

i almost retract my statement
how well does it hold its shape in the face of harrowing adventures?

[thneed]

Very nicely. It should keep the shape you put it in.

[maiditoutalive]

how stiff is it

[thneed]

As stiff as you want it to be.

[maiditoutalive]

did you mean for that to sound like innuendo because if you did thats really weird

[thneed]

What? No no no no...! Definitely didn't mean it to sound like that.

[maiditoutalive]

ok
because no offense if you had i would have to tell you that that was really awkward
and also that the person most likely to appreciate stupid innuendo is dave

[thneed]

I don't really make innuendos...

[maiditoutalive]

what would you call that then?

[thneed]

Your dirty thought on a normal statement.

[maiditoutalive]

i cant read into something that isnt there

[thneed]

Aradia, please.

[maiditoutalive]

onceler its ok to be a pervert

[thneed]

oh my seuss.

[thneed]

I'm done now. I'm going to stop talking about this.

[maiditoutalive]

i am just saying its ok

[thneed]

If I was but I'm not so. No need.