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You know, I've heard worse... from a cat. When I was 12. So eh. Can I get a rundown of what's going on? What this place is, where it is, if any of my friends are here?

Also, that doctor was totally a pervert.

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Cats are very convincing when they have hats. Otherwise, not so much.

Maybe I'd listen to him more if he had a hat on. Most of the time I try to tune him out.

Maybe he has something interesting to say this time though.

I agree. Cats are very cute in hats.

To be honest, I'm not sure if my cat is a hat person.

I don't think mine are, either.

I mean really, I don't think Artemis would even wear clothes. He's kind of stubborn.

My cats won't even wear collars.

Your cats need to stop being naked and get with trends.

I think being naked with a hat on is still socially unacceptable.

That's why you wear a bowtie too.

If I walked around in a bow tie and a hat and nothing else that I might be arrested, as tempted as it is.

No no! I meant if you're a cat.

You would need a specific profession for that.

Or at a beach.

A special kind of beach.

ETA This could be a business opportunity.

Edited 2012-11-25 02:30 (UTC)

Right. A special beach.

But let's focus on the cats.

Ah, yeah, cats need beaches too...

[ and then... ]

I don't think they like water.

There are other things you can do on a beach. Like wear a top hat.

But it's all sand and to a cat that's--
Well, a giant bathroom.

We'll need a lot of scoops.

Sand castle buckets could come in handy.

I'll remember that.

I wouldn't recommend actually doing it though.

Artemis won't either. I figure it's something dealing with rebellion or just plain laziness.

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