What's the point...

[allons_y_alonso]

 ...in having a birthday if you don't even get the day off work for it?

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OOPS WRONG CHARACTER

[allons_y_alonso]

I'm glad you think so! You'll like him, then!

SOUJI FELT LEFT OUT. and i am up for anything

[thneed]

Okay... great.

Let me just make something quick if it's your birthday.
What's your favorite color?

Re: SOUJI FELT LEFT OUT. and i am up for anything

[allons_y_alonso]

Something for me? Really?

Blue!

[thneed]

Yup! For you because it's your birthday. It'll be super useful and I have yet to give anyone a blue one of these so there you go! Birthday special.

that thneed will be used to alter the fate of the galaxy one day

[allons_y_alonso]

Brilliant!

that is the greatest thing i have ever heard

[thneed]

I'll get that then and head on over.

[allons_y_alonso]

[The Doctor was very pleased to be holding an impromptu birthday party in the pub. It seemed a very human sort of thing to do, and even if he was, on the whole, a bit ambivalent about the species, it was always nice to try a custom out here or there. He'd commandeered a table and asked, conscientiously, what sorts of things they served a round of. Beer, obviously, but there were details beyond that point, he was sure of it.]

[thneed]

[ Time-traveling alien birthday! No way you miss that one because The Doctor is ~the most interesting man~ and should advertise the places beer because it would sell. It would.

He's just going to slide into a seat opposite of him and hold a ridiculous fuzzy blue thing out across the table towards him while looking at Ten excitedly like his opinion said fuzzy blue thing will give meaning to his entire life. ] Here you go. That's a thneed for you. Sooo how old are you anyway?

[allons_y_alonso]

Nine hundred and nine, more or less. It's rather...

[His face lights up at the sight of the thneed, and he picks it up immediately, stretching it in various directions.]

This is brilliant! A perfect example of a ... actually... what is it, exactly?

[thneed]

Wow. You're so ol- ..experienced!

[ And now he's beaming. Brilliant! It got called brilliant. ]

It's a thneed! A thneed is a fine-something-that-all-people-need! It's whatever you want it to be. It's got a million uses, is softer than silk, and smells like butterfly milk because it's made from one-hundred percent truffula tuft. I knit them myself. [ There's a lot of enthusiastic nodding here. yes yes. ]

[allons_y_alonso]

That's fantastic! Never had one before, wonder how I got along without, really.

[Totally sincere.]

[thneed]

[ VICTORY ]

I knew you'd like it!

[allons_y_alonso]

Good on you! What are you drinking, we clearly need another of those.

[thneed]

What am I dri- Huh. I don't know! What's a good thing to drink? I never really do so I'm kind of clueless here.

let me go summon us a bartender

[allons_y_alonso]

I was wondering myself! Bartender!

[The Doctor waves enthusiastically.]