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[perseverant]

I need everyone who's able and willing. We have another kidnapping.

Teddie, are you ready? We need your nose. Everyone who knows Doctor Banner, please give me all the information that you can.

I promise we'll find him.

Comments

Oh bother text message

[badnewsboy]

Whatever you would feel most comfortable calling it.

ONCE MORE, A TEXT MESSAGE.

[ihateyouetc]

IN THAT CASE, HE COULD TRY.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE'S CAPABLE OF BUT HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT THEY'RE CAPABLE OF EITHER.
I DOUBT HE COULD ACTUALLY TAKE ANY OF THEM DOWN.

Et tu text message

[badnewsboy]

And you?

SPOILERS HE'D TALK TO HIM ANYWAY TEXT MESSAGE.

[ihateyouetc]

OF COURSE I DON'T THINK HE COULD TAKE ME DOWN EITHER.
IF I DID IT WOULD BE FUCKING STUPID FOR ME TO TALK TO HIM.
IT'S JUST WHEN I'M THINKING ABOUT THIS I'M MORE CONCERNED ABOUT THEM.
MY FRIENDS ACTUALLY HAVE ALL THESE STUPIDLY USEFUL POWERS.
HE'S PROBABLY EYING THEM WHENEVER HE CAN AND THAT PISSES ME OFF.

Spoilers he kind of knew those spoilers text message

[badnewsboy]

You understand who he is?

A PERSONALITY LIKE THIS MAKES IT KIND OF OBVIOUS TEXT MESSAGE.

[ihateyouetc]

DON'T CARE.
KNOWING WHO HE IS DOESN'T CHANGE WHAT HE IS.

Damnit Karbuddy

[badnewsboy]

Only what he's capable of doing.

THE FUNNY PART IS HE'S HAVING THIS CONVERSATION WITHOUT KNOWING WHO YOU ARE TEXT MESSAGE.

[ihateyouetc]

WHY WOULD THAT CHANGE ANYTHING.
IF HE'S GOING TO DO SOMETHING HE'S GOING TO DO IT.

Anonymous text message—oh wait it's just Loki

[badnewsboy]

It changes the way that you prepare yourself. You know, from death.

NOTHING MORE MYSTERIOUS IN THE WORLD OTHER THAN THIS TEXT MESSAGE.

[ihateyouetc]

OH SHIT.
THIS IS WHERE I ASK WHO HE IS, RIGHT.

Text message to solve such wonderous mystery

[badnewsboy]

If I've set it up appropriately. Ah, it seems I have.

THIS IS THE TOKEN QUESTION TEXT MESSAGE.

[ihateyouetc]

DAMMIT, JUST HURRY UP AND TELL ME WHATEVER IT IS YOU WANT TO TELL ME ABOUT THIS GUY.

OK ANSWERING YOUR TEXT MESSAGE

[badnewsboy]

That man is Magneto, he's a mutant. I bet you can guess what kind of mutation he has based on his name!

MUTANT MEANS SOMETHING ELSE TO THIS GUY TEXT MESSAGE

[ihateyouetc]

HAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT
IS THAT IT
WHO CARES IF HE'S A MUTANT.
SO WHAT IF HE KNOWS HOW MAGNETS WORK.
IS HE OUT TO IMPRESS A JUGGALO OR SOMETHING?
THAT'S THE ONLY TIME I NEED TO BE WORRIED ABOUT THAT.