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[doublestripe]

I got moved! I got moved! Guess who up~grade~d? M̲͇ͬ͊̾é̛̔ͯͬ̔̈͏̖͎̟̲̖̱͓ḛ̡͓̖͎̻͕̐ͯͥ͆͡ͅe͛̇ͩͧee! I got a guardian now. Yeah! Never had one of those! Is it like a mom or something? Oh man oh man I don't know what this is but YES. I'm going to miss the pit though so here's the deal, Aino Minako, whoever you are you lucky lucky lady with one Vanellope in your living space. We're putting a ballpit in the middle of the living room! And race car beds! That's happening. Yup.

When do we pillow fight? That's a thing guardians do right? Or is that slumber parties... CAN WE HAVE THOSE?

And school. What's that about? What's going on there? Someone give me the awesomeness rating on that.

Comments

[doublestripe]

Woah. Calm down. What was that? You're terrible at school?

[irken_elite]

Nonsense. ZIM excels at many things, learning included. The skools simply cannot accept my mighty and superior brains.

[doublestripe]

Mighty and superior brains to a deflated basketball maybe.

[irken_elite]

Tell me, sticky beast, when was the last time you assembled a perfectly functioning spacecraft from scrap parts, hm?

[doublestripe]

I make functioning vehicles all the time, booger-head.

[irken_elite]

Capable of interstellar travel?

[doublestripe]

Why the hersey would I need one of those?

[irken_elite]

And that is why your species is doomed to fall.

[doublestripe]

At least the species isn't ugly like you.