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[doublestripe]

I got moved! I got moved! Guess who up~grade~d? M̲͇ͬ͊̾é̛̔ͯͬ̔̈͏̖͎̟̲̖̱͓ḛ̡͓̖͎̻͕̐ͯͥ͆͡ͅe͛̇ͩͧee! I got a guardian now. Yeah! Never had one of those! Is it like a mom or something? Oh man oh man I don't know what this is but YES. I'm going to miss the pit though so here's the deal, Aino Minako, whoever you are you lucky lucky lady with one Vanellope in your living space. We're putting a ballpit in the middle of the living room! And race car beds! That's happening. Yup.

When do we pillow fight? That's a thing guardians do right? Or is that slumber parties... CAN WE HAVE THOSE?

And school. What's that about? What's going on there? Someone give me the awesomeness rating on that.

Comments

[sunflowersister]

A ballpit in your living room? That certainly sounds like an adventure!

[doublestripe]

It's waaay better than a couch.

[sunflowersister]

It might be harder to really sit comfortably for a long time in a ballpit though, so maybe it's better if you have both.

[doublestripe]

Why would you sit for a long time unless you're napping?

[sunflowersister]

Oh, well, maybe if you're watching television, or you have friends over to chat! Sometimes it's nice to have a place to relax, right?

[doublestripe]

Why relax with friends when you have a ball pit? We can move the television to the kitchen! And then the TV experience gets enhanced with food.

[sunflowersister]

Goodness, I can't say that isn't a reasonable suggestion. I suppose your friends could relax in the ballpit with you!

[doublestripe]

They could! As soon as I get some, I can host serious ballpit relaxation times.

[sunflowersister]

If you're looking for friends, then the school is definitely someplace you should check out, sweetie.

[doublestripe]

Is it a big minigame spot where the goal is making friends? This is a roleplay then, isn't it? I geeet it now!

+ 10 Knowledge. Go me.

[sunflowersister]

That's definitely a good way to look at it! There will be lots of kids your age for you to play with.

[doublestripe]

Oh good! I thought the whole place was adults.

[sunflowersister]

It seems like that, doesn't it? But no, don't worry, there's plenty of children! In fact, I know a couple who like making friends quite a bit, I'm sure would like to meet you!

[doublestripe]

Heeey wait. You're not trying to set me up are you? Is this a dating sim?

I'm a little young for this, dontcha think?

[sunflowersister]

With friends? Well, you said you wanted to make some! I don't play those games like Japan does, though...

[doublestripe]

Just friends? Hey, I needed to check. You never know. It's okay if you're from that kinda game but don't get any funny ideas. Let's keep this E.

What are they like?

[ainosenshi]

Oh, you're the girl they paired me up with!

I don't think I'd ever be like a mom, really, because my mom isn't all that ideal and I'd never be like her.

We can totally make this a slumber party! I love slumber parties. And I'm totally down for the ball pit.

[doublestripe]

That's me! Nice to meet you.

What's wrong with her?

And yeees! Alright! I like you already! Ball pit living room!

[irken_elite]

I have found the learning facilities of this island entirely unfulfilling and generally stupid. You would do yourself a favor by staying clear of it.

[doublestripe]

You're probably not doing it right. I think I could win at it.

[irken_elite]

SILENCE, YOU INSOLENT FOOL! ZIM follies not. It is the system that is untrustworthy and terrible.

[doublestripe]

Woah. Calm down. What was that? You're terrible at school?

[irken_elite]

Nonsense. ZIM excels at many things, learning included. The skools simply cannot accept my mighty and superior brains.

[doublestripe]

Mighty and superior brains to a deflated basketball maybe.

[irken_elite]

Tell me, sticky beast, when was the last time you assembled a perfectly functioning spacecraft from scrap parts, hm?

[doublestripe]

I make functioning vehicles all the time, booger-head.

[irken_elite]

Capable of interstellar travel?

[doublestripe]

Why the hersey would I need one of those?

[irken_elite]

And that is why your species is doomed to fall.

[doublestripe]

At least the species isn't ugly like you.

[cawmemaybe]

awesomeoness rating on that thing called school is like a negative number
way below the scale you dont even want to know what it is

[doublestripe]

What? No way. Close to E.T. low?

[cawmemaybe]

id say its even below that
were talking freddy got fingered and from justin to kelly kind of lame

[doublestripe]

I've never even heard of those. What kind of game would you call 'Freddy Got Fingered' that sounds stupid. What does that even mean?

Does he pick noses the whole game?

[cawmemaybe]

games?? no dude theyre not even cool enough to be that
theyre part of the shittiest movies ever made list
basically what happens in that one is this dude starts spreading bs about how his dad is fucking his bro
classic american humor right there

[doublestripe]

Movies? That's weird.
Should you be telling me about this? Kind of mature, dontcha think?

[cawmemaybe]

yeah why not
sooner or later kids gotta grow up right

[doublestripe]

Pfft. No. Not unless a sequel comes out.

[cawmemaybe]

reckon theyre gonna call it kids grow up: part 2
starring puberty and teenage drama
co-starring oozing acne and identity crises
gross

[doublestripe]

Sugar Pimples!
Nah, my game is only children. You can't do that.

[cawmemaybe]

your game???
only children???
are you sure

[doublestripe]

Positive!
You know? Sugar Rush. It's a racing game and everything is made out of candy and the racers are all midgets like me.

[cawmemaybe]

nah never heard of it
when did it come out

[doublestripe]

No? '97. It's around a liittle whiiile.

[bearnaked]

School is the BEST! You meet new friends, form lasting relationships, experience the fruits of your hard labor paying off by receiving good grades... that special reward of finally learning a difficult concept... the joy of lunchtime with friends! School is a magical place.

[doublestripe]

Fruits of labor? I didn't plant any fruits. What makes lunchtime at school better than outside of school? How magical is it?