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[doublestripe]

I got moved! I got moved! Guess who up~grade~d? M̲͇ͬ͊̾é̛̔ͯͬ̔̈͏̖͎̟̲̖̱͓ḛ̡͓̖͎̻͕̐ͯͥ͆͡ͅe͛̇ͩͧee! I got a guardian now. Yeah! Never had one of those! Is it like a mom or something? Oh man oh man I don't know what this is but YES. I'm going to miss the pit though so here's the deal, Aino Minako, whoever you are you lucky lucky lady with one Vanellope in your living space. We're putting a ballpit in the middle of the living room! And race car beds! That's happening. Yup.

When do we pillow fight? That's a thing guardians do right? Or is that slumber parties... CAN WE HAVE THOSE?

And school. What's that about? What's going on there? Someone give me the awesomeness rating on that.

Comments

[cawmemaybe]

yeah why not
sooner or later kids gotta grow up right

[doublestripe]

Pfft. No. Not unless a sequel comes out.

[cawmemaybe]

reckon theyre gonna call it kids grow up: part 2
starring puberty and teenage drama
co-starring oozing acne and identity crises
gross

[doublestripe]

Sugar Pimples!
Nah, my game is only children. You can't do that.

[cawmemaybe]

your game???
only children???
are you sure

[doublestripe]

Positive!
You know? Sugar Rush. It's a racing game and everything is made out of candy and the racers are all midgets like me.

[cawmemaybe]

nah never heard of it
when did it come out

[doublestripe]

No? '97. It's around a liittle whiiile.