[Accidental Video/Audio] Fairy Companion Trope Get!

[rule_britannia]

--the hell is this, now?

[Arthur's voice is far smaller and higher than normal, and he doesn't seem to be.. anywhere near the video, which is showing the inside of his living quarters.]

Blasted wings, this is highly undignified...

[Then, there he is. All three dimly glowing inches of him. Peering at the screen and looking immediately indignant as he realises it's broadcasting. The video cuts off but there's still the sound of him grumbling over audio.]

... As if the sodding pirates weren't bad enough. This is a bloody joke.

Comments

[callbacks]

ok youre right
im half a sword
advice

[rule_britannia]

I'm three inches tall, what the hell do you expect me to do.

[callbacks]

i dont know
arent you magic
or are you just like the tooth fairy oh my fucking god WHY AM I A SWORD

[rule_britannia]

I suppose I am.
Alright, calm down.
Where are you?

[callbacks]

i dont know
my room???
like half my memories are gone too
im not saying im flipping out but im doing like a casual somersault or two off the handle
or i would be except im you know
a fucking SWORD

[rule_britannia]

Yes yes I've gathered that you're a sword.
You don't need to clarify it.
Just keep calm and stay where you.. are.

Ehem.

I'll be there as soon as I can.

[callbacks]

its not like i can go anywhere since im down a couple legs
and arms
and literally everything

[rule_britannia]

Yes, yes.

[And off he goes, fast as his little wings can carry him, and he's small enough to fit through a small crack in the window when he reaches Dave's apartment.

Is it.. rude to land on him? Oh well, he's going to do it anyway.]

[callbacks]

[Yep, the katana that is Dave is just lying there on the floor like a broken piece of shit with the most ostentatiously anime glowing symbols on the blade.]

Wow. Okay. That's a lot worse than it looked, dude. Somehow I think I got the better end of this crapshoot.

[rule_britannia]

Interesting perspective.

[He's just going to walk on you. That's alright with you, isn't it?]

One of us is lying on the floor, unable to move, and is a sword. The other is, albeit three inches high, still possessing his arms and legs. Which of us got the better end?