rule_britannia: (Blush ☂ Annoyed)
Arthur Kirkland ☂ England ([personal profile] rule_britannia) wrote in [community profile] thoughtformed2012-11-26 07:41 pm

[Accidental Video/Audio] Fairy Companion Trope Get!

--the hell is this, now?

[Arthur's voice is far smaller and higher than normal, and he doesn't seem to be.. anywhere near the video, which is showing the inside of his living quarters.]

Blasted wings, this is highly undignified...

[Then, there he is. All three dimly glowing inches of him. Peering at the screen and looking immediately indignant as he realises it's broadcasting. The video cuts off but there's still the sound of him grumbling over audio.]

... As if the sodding pirates weren't bad enough. This is a bloody joke.
alwaysimpure: (noble)

[personal profile] alwaysimpure 2012-12-02 09:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[And he's knocking.

Damn, being a wizard rocks.]
alwaysimpure: (noble)

[personal profile] alwaysimpure 2012-12-03 09:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[Ah, well. He was just being polite. One alohomora later and he's in through the door, looking for the precious fairy.]

Alright, let's have a look...
alwaysimpure: (noble)

[personal profile] alwaysimpure 2012-12-04 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Or else?

[Sorry, this is way too entertaining not to draw it out a while.]

Alright. I have no idea whether this will work, but if it does, you should at least grow.

Engorgio!
alwaysimpure: (noble)

[personal profile] alwaysimpure 2012-12-09 03:37 pm (UTC)(link)
That's weird...

[He looks around and casts a shrinking spell on the closest chair, then lets it grow back to its original size.]

Seems like whatever magic turned you interferes with mine.
alwaysimpure: (happy)

[personal profile] alwaysimpure 2012-12-16 04:48 pm (UTC)(link)
You're welcome.

[Nope, still amused.]

Do you want me to shrink a chair down to your size?
alwaysimpure: (prankster)

[personal profile] alwaysimpure 2012-12-21 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
Sorry. Mostly what we learned about fairies is how to chase them off.

Pixies are even more annoying.
alwaysimpure: (happy)

[personal profile] alwaysimpure 2012-12-30 12:47 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't know how to talk to them at all, my voice is some octaves too low.

Look at it that way, mate, at least you don't sound any more ridiculous than usual!

Which is partly why I'm not exterminating you.
alwaysimpure: (hairtossing)

[personal profile] alwaysimpure 2012-12-31 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not a fairy expert, I'll leave that to you!

[He has a really hard time not to burst out laughing.]

No offense, mate, but when you look like this, your threats are kind of...

Cute.