Arthur Kirkland ☂ England (
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thoughtformed2012-11-26 07:41 pm
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[Accidental Video/Audio] Fairy Companion Trope Get!
--the hell is this, now?
[Arthur's voice is far smaller and higher than normal, and he doesn't seem to be.. anywhere near the video, which is showing the inside of his living quarters.]
Blasted wings, this is highly undignified...
[Then, there he is. All three dimly glowing inches of him. Peering at the screen and looking immediately indignant as he realises it's broadcasting. The video cuts off but there's still the sound of him grumbling over audio.]
... As if the sodding pirates weren't bad enough. This is a bloody joke.
[Arthur's voice is far smaller and higher than normal, and he doesn't seem to be.. anywhere near the video, which is showing the inside of his living quarters.]
Blasted wings, this is highly undignified...
[Then, there he is. All three dimly glowing inches of him. Peering at the screen and looking immediately indignant as he realises it's broadcasting. The video cuts off but there's still the sound of him grumbling over audio.]
... As if the sodding pirates weren't bad enough. This is a bloody joke.
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Damn, being a wizard rocks.]
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... You're joking, right?
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preciousfairy.]Alright, let's have a look...
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Make this quick.
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[Sorry, this is way too entertaining not to draw it out a while.]
Alright. I have no idea whether this will work, but if it does, you should at least grow.
Engorgio!
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... Well. I suppose it was worth a shot.
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[He looks around and casts a shrinking spell on the closest chair, then lets it grow back to its original size.]
Seems like whatever magic turned you interferes with mine.
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[Yes, he does sound a bit sour. He's been turned into a fairy for god's sake.]
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[Nope, still amused.]
Do you want me to shrink a chair down to your size?
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No. I'm just fine, thank you.
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Pixies are even more annoying.
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[Huff.]
But the fact remains I am not a bloody fairy. I just happen to look like one at the moment. I'd thank you to not think about exterminating me.
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Look at it that way, mate, at least you don't sound any more ridiculous than usual!
Which is partly why I'm not exterminating you.
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[This guy knows what he's talking about, but he also comes from a place where his talking to fairies and various other magical creatures that only he can see gets him more than a few odd looks.]
If you attempt to exterminate me I will bite you.
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[He has a really hard time not to burst out laughing.]
No offense, mate, but when you look like this, your threats are kind of...
Cute.