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[vdova]

[ Miss Romanoff has a peculiar expression on her face, holding an empty box of Waitress So So's upside down, shaking it slightly. She looks almost... calm.

Too calm. ] I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for Twinkles, I can tell you I don't have any. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you buy me more snack cakes, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

Comments

[veryproud]

It's SHIELD policy to cut off hands for that.

[vdova]

Just one at a time. Otherwise they won't learn anything.

[veryproud]

Of course. They can still work with one hand too.

[vdova]

If they can't, they're terrible Agents.

[veryproud]

Fact.

Is everyone a suspect?

[vdova]

Everyone who isn't trustworthy. [ Read: Clint and Tony. ]

[veryproud]

Do you think it was a team effort?

[vdova]

Likely.

[veryproud]

We could get security footage.

[vdova]

Do you think JARVIS would cooperate?

[veryproud]

We can persuade him.

[vdova]

How so?

[veryproud]

We offer to stop playing sixty games of solitaire in a row on his system.

[vdova]

'We'?

[veryproud]

Was that just me?

[vdova]

I think so.

[veryproud]

I might have a problem.

I'll go ask Jarvis.