eight | what an event

[thneed]

The magnet guy is not going kill me?
And nobody that was kidnapped should be mad?
And nothing's really damaged?
Nothing got hurt for real.

It's okay because it was fake island stuff.

.....right?
How bad can I possibly be?

Comments

[maiditoutalive]

well
you seemed to be a huge jerk

[thneed]

I'm not normally.

[maiditoutalive]

yes i know
i have known you for awhile
i do recall saying it was a surprise

[thneed]

Thanks for thinking it was a surprise.

[amberwaves]

uuuhhhh wait. are you the one who kidnapped Ukraine, then?? dude, who are you anyways?

[thneed]

The Once-ler. Hi.
I'm really sorry about that. All we did was bake and knit, even with the craziness so...

1/something

[amberwaves]

oh. that's like what she does every day how did that escalate into

[amberwaves]

OMG WAIT, THE ONCE-LER

[amberwaves]

LIKE THE DUDE WHO CHOPPED DOWN ALL THE TRUFFULA TREES AND POLLUTED THE HUMMING FISH LAKE

DONE I GUESS

[amberwaves]

HOLY CRAP YOU KNOW THE LORAX AND STUFF???

[thneed]

Um. I didn't chop them all down. Just the-

Who are you?

[fuckincakewake]

[thneed]

[fuckincakewake]

nah man idgaf
ur not too beat up are u

[thneed]

It really hurt and I'm never leaving the house again.

[alwaysimpure]

So you did all that?

How much of a wanker are you usually?

[thneed]

...I don't know what that word means but it's probably not good so- Not much?

[alwaysimpure]

Something similar to arsehole. Bit milder.

Are you sure about that?

[thneed]

Oh.

Yeah, I'm sure. I'm a nice guy.

[nicevampireguy]

You okay man?

[thneed]

Ha...no. I'm not.

when did conrad become this person, over a year as a bartender changes you i guess

[nicevampireguy]

Stop by the bar, talking it out will help. You can chill while I set up shop for the night.

[coinmover]

I'm not planning on killing anyone, at the moment.

[thneed]

That's a relief. No hard feelings?

[coinmover]