eight | what an event

[thneed]

The magnet guy is not going kill me?
And nobody that was kidnapped should be mad?
And nothing's really damaged?
Nothing got hurt for real.

It's okay because it was fake island stuff.

.....right?
How bad can I possibly be?

Comments

[thneed]

Thanks for thinking it was a surprise.

[maiditoutalive]

but it was
ive never seen you act like a film villain before

[thneed]

First time for everything. I don't think I'm cut out for more films.

[maiditoutalive]

i dont think so either
you werent a very interesting or compelling villain
just sort of blandly evil
i like you much better this way

[thneed]

Bland? [ noiwasacoolvillianaradia ]
Thanks.

[maiditoutalive]

youre welcome
and welcome back

[thneed]

Good to be... back.
I guess.

Yeah, no. It's good. Good good. How are you?

[maiditoutalive]

i am fine
i was mostly just a bit irritated and amused by all the skirts
i did not ever think i would get to see so many people in such short skirts

[thneed]

Yeah, that was weird. Beyond weird, actually.
Why was there skirts?

[maiditoutalive]

i dont know
i think you would have to ask a dave about what the skirts mean

[thneed]

'A Dave.' Skirt-Expert-Dave, the tailor of Daveplanet.

[maiditoutalive]

there are two dave striders currently on the island
you only need to talk to one of them

[thneed]

But do I really want to ask him about skirts?

[maiditoutalive]

i cant make that decision for you

[thneed]

I have decided to not question the skirts. Some things are better left undisturbed.

[maiditoutalive]

i think that is a wise decision onceler

[thneed]

One of the wisest decisions I've made lately.

[maiditoutalive]

how wide was the margin for that qualification?

[thneed]

You don't want to know.

[maiditoutalive]

i would actually
i dont ask questions for no reason

[thneed]

Eating a cracker would have been a wiser choice than everything in the past couple of days.

Not that it was my fault.
The island did it.
So I can't really be blamed.

[maiditoutalive]

do you really believe that?

[thneed]

I can't be held accountable for the island mind controlling me and making me act like a super-villain.
I mean Dave was a sword!
It's all completely beyond our control.

[maiditoutalive]

you should still apologize

[thneed]

"I'm sorry that I did nothing wrong technically and everything was completely beyond my control" ?