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wAiT.... hOlD uP a SeC!
oKaY, sO, yOu KnOw HoW, wHeN yOu'Re HaViNg A jOb,
aNd YoU gEt ThOsE sWeEt WhIte EnVelOpEs WiTh ThE tOtAlLy BiTcHtItS pApEr In ThEm.
lIkE, aRe YoU sUpPoSeD tO mOtHeRfUcKiNg.... dO sOmEtHiNg WiTh ThOsE? :o?

[like, apart from collect them for a badge or echeladder rung or something.]

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Like...checks?

cHeCk WhAt?

What?

Oh, wait, I meant—you're talking about checks. They're called checks. It's money. You just have to take it to the bank first.

You glue them to your wall as decoration!

:o? wHo ThE mOtHeRfUcK aRe YoU aGaIn?

We haven't actually talked before, but I wouldn't be surprised if you've heard of me.

Gilbert Beilschmidt, aka Prussia. You've heard of me right?

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nOpE! :o)

mAyBe TaVbRo HaS, tHoUgH. mOtHeRfUcKeR iS aLl WaY mOrE iNtO fIdUsPaWn.

_{[What is it with all these people here not knowing who he is? It's kind of terrifying.]}

What's a fiduspawn???

DUDE
HAVE YOU JUST BEEN HANGING ONTO THOSE?

yEaH, bRo, ThEy SeEmEd AlL kInDs Of PoRtEnTiOuS aNd ShIt.

Besides those, what about the monthly envelopes from the Visitor's Center? Have you been doing anything with those?

dOn'T wOrRy, BrO :o)
i BeEn KeEpInG tHoSe MoThErFuCkErS iN tHeIr OwN pIlE.

They go to the bank as well.

Sweetheart, those are your paycheques. You deposit those with the bank so you have extra spending money!

hOlD uP a SeC, i GoTtA cOgItAtE mY nUg FoR a WhIlE oN tHaT.......

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fUcKiNg KiCkAsS kInDs Of ShIt! AlL tHeSe MoThErFuCkErS tUrN iNtO mOnEy?

Why didn't you ask this when I handed you the first one?

:o(
bRo, WhEn A mIrAcLe HaPpEnS, yOu DoN't Up AnD mOtHeRfUcKiNg AsK iT wHy.

Okay.

Maybe it'd be easier if I paid you in cash from now on.

wwhat are you evven payin for

He works a the pizza place.

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