oMG

[amberwaves]

OKAY IT'S DECEMBER YOU GUYS!!! you know what that means, right?? it's time to start counting down to Christmas! we need to have a sweet-ass party! I've been throwing awesome parties for decades so I can do that and my roommate is gone so he can't yell at me about making messes any more, we can just have it here!

AND LOOK I already have a tree, even! [don't worry Aisling, it's not real!! it's a gaudy sparkly white thing, ten feet tall and pre-lit with blue twinkle lights. HOW DID HE GET IT INTO HIS APARTMENT??? don't worry about it okay]

Comments

[geminated_man]

You're throwin' a party? Fuck yes. That- that is ace, mate. See, I told a mate o'mine, that I'd be throwin' us a party, but I haven't got a clue how to do any of that shit. You said you're good at that, yeah?

[amberwaves]

Yeah I'm good at it!!! I've been throwing the best Christmas parties since like the Fifties dude!! You and your... [hahahaha "mate"???? you're british arent you] friend can take advice from me!!

[geminated_man]

How d'you make a Christmas party not... Christmas? But like... y'keep the festiveness?

[amberwaves]

I mean you don't have to be Christian?? England thinks he can cast magic and does that pagan thing sometiems, and Japan is all into Shinto and Buddha...

it's just about having your friends with you, dude!

[geminated_man]

Yeah, but I want it to be... I dunno... Christmassy. But like.. without all the "Christ", I guess. Bloke I'm throwin' it for is Jewish, I guess.

[amberwaves]

Ummmmmm.... that would be Hanukkah. Gibe him a menorah and you'll be okay

[geminated_man]

Really? Does that actually work?

[amberwaves]

Probably!!

[thneed]

You were serious about that party.
Where did you get the tree? [ I WANT ONE ]

[alwaysimpure]

So what are your plans so far?

I can do party favours.

[badnewsboy]

What better way to celebrate holiday good cheer than a decorative tree placed in the window for everyone to see?

[librariansheart]

Ooh, you're right! I'd better start making lists of who I need to get gifts for, and maybe find some decorations! ...Do Christmas books count, do you think?