[audio]

[mightgodancing]

[An irritated voice greets the network:]

What's going on now? Is this fictional thing some sort of bloody joke? It isn't funny--not one bit.

[A beat.]

Stark? Colonel? Is anybody out there?

Comments

[eggplantier]

Pretty bad joke, huh?

[mightgodancing]

It's the most absurd thing I've heard in quite a while, yes.

[eggplantier]

They don't like it when you tell them that, though. Or when you tell them they need to work on their stand-up routine.

[mightgodancing]

Who is "they," exactly? The government here?

[video]

[eggplantier]

[She shows up on screen and waves like a huge dork.]

I haven't been here long enough to find out anything about the government. I...actually woke up here two days ago.

I meant the doctors. They have, like. [She does a thing with her hands, who knows what it means.] Big needles.