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[mightgodancing]

[An irritated voice greets the network:]

What's going on now? Is this fictional thing some sort of bloody joke? It isn't funny--not one bit.

[A beat.]

Stark? Colonel? Is anybody out there?

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[geminated_man]

Now, see, you're just sendin' mixed signals, mate.

[originalavenger]

You mean get off your back, right? If you apologize, it will get me, and two very dangerous women, off your back. I hardly see how that's mixed signals.

[geminated_man]

'Cept that I said, "nutsack", which is kind of the whole point of this conversation, yeah? Now why in the world would I want a pair of beautiful women off that?

[vdova]

Because you don't want me stapling it to a wall.

[geminated_man]

[geminated_man]

All this over sayin' hello to some bird. Fuckin' hell.

[vdova]

It wasn't just hello.

[geminated_man]

As you have all been so very kind to point out. Problem is, I don't really give a fuck.

[vdova]

And that's why you're going to end up with your testicles stapled to the wall while you're sleeping.