text; -- no amnesia

[ohmycod]

oh my cod FINALLY
never thought those docs would lemme outta that room
a gillfrond wakes up in some sketchy ass human crazy room with a buncha aliens glubbin nonsense so W)(AT do you -EXP-ECT her to do???
i aint given no apology for stabbin them clownfishes a bit
i was totes within my rights

anyway whats all this abalone theyre spewin
ive got shit to do
IMPORTANT shit get me
dont give no carps whether they think its fake or not
got me an army to lead and a buff universe annihilatin angel demon to krill
universe savin stuff goin on here is what im sayin
not that these stupid humans care probs thinks its all fake
jokes on em if he comes all up in here fucking up the joint
so yeah dont got no time to waste here

oh hell its worth a shot
shell yeah this might not be too bad
any entrepreneur worth her seasalts gotta turn a bad situation into an opportunaty
so who wants to join my bitchin army??? 38D

Comments

[fuckincakewake]

haha yeah right in ur fucking face
taht was pretty sweet
ill give me that
oh and thanks a heapload for not shanking me thats really generous i geuss
and nah byt i skimmed it

[ohmycod]

that up there was a straight up royal proclamation
and pinky here skims it

[fuckincakewake]

OH
ur royal??
shit gurl why didnt u mention it

[fuckincakewake]

gonana have to punch u in the face again for taht

[ohmycod]

wut no that was a glubbing figure of speech
its like
oh fuck it waterever

yeah royalty here
you got a thing against princesses or somefin

[fuckincakewake]

princcesses no
empresses yes

[ohmycod]

oh fuck yes
her imperious condescension
betta respect

[fuckincakewake]

uhhhh no
ur too small
liek shes def taller
and i mean i wasnt looking and shit
but you were pretty close wehn we were strifing and shit so
i wouldnve noticed
if u were
u know
more
boobafinned

[ohmycod]

as if youve seen her
me
whale youve seen me i think
did you i dont remember if you even looked after bonking me
whatever

whats boobafinned

[fuckincakewake]

well i know shes liek a bajillion sweeps old so tht rules u out
its like defined
but w boobs
i went tehere

[ohmycod]

whats boobs

[fuckincakewake]

chesticals

[ohmycod]

)(---EY!!
dont be shamin a gills spheres bitch

[fuckincakewake]

i just call em liek i see them
an i didnt have a magnifying glass so didnt see much lil

[ohmycod]

hey eff you
who goes and thinks aboat someones rumble spheres when getting choked anemoneway
startin to wonder if you got the wrong impression

[fuckincakewake]

u wish
pervert
who are u really

[ohmycod]

what
you got shit for a thinkpan
maybe you should try readin what im sayin

[fuckincakewake]

reading and beleiving are two totally differnt thinks bitchfins
*things
the empress wuoldnt need to ask for recruits
shes just focibly conscript some sad sacks into her deatharmies duh
ur obvsiouly an imposter at best
a poor imitation ala worst

[ohmycod]

hey just cause sexy alt universe mes got a few thousand sweeps on me aint no fault of mine

[fuckincakewake]

oh so like
how rosies mom is to me
her imperious douchery is to u
that sucks for u but saves ur face from some more punches i guess
whats up googles im roxy lalonde

[ohmycod]

what the mother glubbing mackerel are you goin on bout
whatever scratch that dont want an explanation
names meenah peixes better remember it

uh

sup again

[fuckincakewake]

takign out this hangover
getting it schoolfed
oh yeah also fuckign dealing with schoolhive bullshittery but u will prob figure that out eventually
they make u take classes an shit here
u trolls kinada overrun the place
unless ur too old
i dunno
how old are u
sweeps is fine

[ohmycod]

schoolfed what
whats a hangover

schoolhive
what am i six
im nine sweeps

[fuckincakewake]

its torture
and u know
like school
where they teach u maths and shit like in movies pre human genocide
ur in a room with no windows and soembody yells at u for a few hours
and u feel dumb or smart
and ur friends all all there but theyre better at it than u
i asctually have no idea how to explain this without sound liek agony so um
but u get to eat lunch w those pals
and also sometimes u write stories and get to read taht shit in front of the class an act it out
that parts pretty sick
also ur not suppsoed to drink there but holla

[ohmycod]

didnt understand none of that
but
not doin it