text; -- no amnesia

[ohmycod]

oh my cod FINALLY
never thought those docs would lemme outta that room
a gillfrond wakes up in some sketchy ass human crazy room with a buncha aliens glubbin nonsense so W)(AT do you -EXP-ECT her to do???
i aint given no apology for stabbin them clownfishes a bit
i was totes within my rights

anyway whats all this abalone theyre spewin
ive got shit to do
IMPORTANT shit get me
dont give no carps whether they think its fake or not
got me an army to lead and a buff universe annihilatin angel demon to krill
universe savin stuff goin on here is what im sayin
not that these stupid humans care probs thinks its all fake
jokes on em if he comes all up in here fucking up the joint
so yeah dont got no time to waste here

oh hell its worth a shot
shell yeah this might not be too bad
any entrepreneur worth her seasalts gotta turn a bad situation into an opportunaty
so who wants to join my bitchin army??? 38D

Comments

[squidissension]

wwhos in awwe
just makin convversation

[ohmycod]

seahoreshit
i know awe
her imperious condescension in the flesh

which is totally true
same flesh

[squidissension]

smaller flesh

[ohmycod]

whats that supposed to mean

conchsider your answer cause it could mean a forkin

[squidissension]

nothin
your highness
you look vvery wwell preservved

[ohmycod]

betta

so whats your thing
dont go tellin me youre an ampora

[squidissension]

uh yeah actually
im eridan
wwhy wwhat havve you heard

[ohmycod]

dont got to hear nothin
dealin with one ampora is enough

[squidissension]

like dualscar
wwho do you knoww

[ohmycod]

)(A)(A)(A dualscar
more like douchescar
dudes a waste of air

[squidissension]

wwhat are you fuckin talkin about
wwaste a air is the gross embellishment ladened selfglorifyin fanfic thats mindfangs fuckin diary
citation goddamn needed on most a that

[ohmycod]

what

[squidissension]

im talkin about our ancestors
wwhat are you talkin about

[ohmycod]

i am your ancestors
and yours was the lowest of the bottomfeeders get me
speakin of which shouldnt you be kissin my bass right bout now
bit more fuschia than you ampora

[squidissension]

you are offishially a couple perigrees late for the hemospectrum guilt
i already tried that shit and our fearless fuckin leader has shut that dowwn indefinitely
but good luck tryin to get anybody see basic deference here
fuck knowws i havvent been able to
fefs not much help there either wwith all her equality glub

[ohmycod]

dang i always wanted to pull that hemoshit
whatevs
i can always fork you in the face

[squidissension]

wwhat the fuck for
you dont evven knoww me

[ohmycod]

you got somefin to learn bout me if you think thats got anyfin to do with anyfin

[squidissension]

right or
or maybe you can just tell me wwhat alternate me is like

[ohmycod]

alternate you
how the fuck should i know
probably died never seain a bucket if youre anyfin like any ampora i know