text; -- no amnesia

[ohmycod]

oh my cod FINALLY
never thought those docs would lemme outta that room
a gillfrond wakes up in some sketchy ass human crazy room with a buncha aliens glubbin nonsense so W)(AT do you -EXP-ECT her to do???
i aint given no apology for stabbin them clownfishes a bit
i was totes within my rights

anyway whats all this abalone theyre spewin
ive got shit to do
IMPORTANT shit get me
dont give no carps whether they think its fake or not
got me an army to lead and a buff universe annihilatin angel demon to krill
universe savin stuff goin on here is what im sayin
not that these stupid humans care probs thinks its all fake
jokes on em if he comes all up in here fucking up the joint
so yeah dont got no time to waste here

oh hell its worth a shot
shell yeah this might not be too bad
any entrepreneur worth her seasalts gotta turn a bad situation into an opportunaty
so who wants to join my bitchin army??? 38D

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[ohmycod]

[ OH GOD IT'S A PORNO ]

that is totally gettin culled from the list of porpoisibilities immediately

[cueball]

[I'm glad you understand what an awful name it was.]

[Mission accomplished.]