Listen up!

[notjohnsmith]

 Okay!  So, everyone who's lost their memories, report in here for orientation!  Just as soon as we figure out what information we can trust and what kinds of evidence we can piece together, we'll organize a plan of attack!

There's a UFO on one side of town, so maybe we've all been abducted by aliens, but it could also just be a red herring.  Apparently there are a bunch of suspicious doctors telling people they're not real, too, so it could also be a government brainwashing plot or some sort of private sector terrorist spy scheme!  The important thing is, right now, anyone who has their memories might have some kind of agenda and you'd never know!  So don't trust anything!  There could even be plants among the people with memory loss set to lead us the wrong way.  Even personal possessions could have been replaced with misleading data!

Anyway, if we all stick together and keep our eyes open, we should be able to locate whatever secret base the people running this are using, and raid it for whatever they're hiding from us!  

No time to waste!

Comments

[notjohnsmith]

I don't hear you providing any more sensible pieces of insight, either. Not remembering makes it more difficult!

[maiditoutalive]

you want to know what i would ask an alien?

[notjohnsmith]

Well, yes.

[maiditoutalive]

how about the really obvious ones
where do you come from
why are you here

[notjohnsmith]

We both have amnesia. How are those going to be helpful?

[maiditoutalive]

i didnt say theyd be helpful
i just said they were the best questions to ask

[notjohnsmith]

Do you have,/i> any helpful questions?

[maiditoutalive]

why are you such a killjoy

[notjohnsmith]

Who does that help, exactly?

[maiditoutalive]

me for a start

[notjohnsmith]

It isn't even vaguely related to xeno-anthropology.

[maiditoutalive]

yes it is
you are an alien species and i am asking you to explain your behavior

[notjohnsmith]

It's not a species trait.

[maiditoutalive]

i cant be sure of that