Listen up!

[notjohnsmith]

 Okay!  So, everyone who's lost their memories, report in here for orientation!  Just as soon as we figure out what information we can trust and what kinds of evidence we can piece together, we'll organize a plan of attack!

There's a UFO on one side of town, so maybe we've all been abducted by aliens, but it could also just be a red herring.  Apparently there are a bunch of suspicious doctors telling people they're not real, too, so it could also be a government brainwashing plot or some sort of private sector terrorist spy scheme!  The important thing is, right now, anyone who has their memories might have some kind of agenda and you'd never know!  So don't trust anything!  There could even be plants among the people with memory loss set to lead us the wrong way.  Even personal possessions could have been replaced with misleading data!

Anyway, if we all stick together and keep our eyes open, we should be able to locate whatever secret base the people running this are using, and raid it for whatever they're hiding from us!  

No time to waste!

Comments

[Audio]

[librariansheart]

A-aliens? Real aliens? I wonder if they're really friendly? Ah, but if we're not supposed to trust anyone, how do we know to trust you?

[Audio]

[notjohnsmith]

You don't.

Friendly aliens wouldn't kidnap and brainwash people.

[Audio]

[librariansheart]

Well, but how do we know that they're the ones brainwashing people? Or maybe they didn't have anything to do with us coming here at all! What if they were brought here the same as we were, and--

[Audio]

[librariansheart]

Ah... I'm sorry, I got carried away. Please don't pay me any mind.

[Audio]

[notjohnsmith]

I'll make a note.

[voice]

[herzlos]

A UFO.

[But she does reach into her pocket, touching the ring that must be hers... though she doesn't remember receiving it. Maybe not everything this person has to say is all that surreal.]

Perhaps this is just me, but announcing the plans for a raid on an apparently public network doesn't seem to be the safest course of action to begin with.

[voice]

[notjohnsmith]

It isn't the plan for the raid -- just the plan for planning the raid.

[voice]

[herzlos]

It comes down to the same thing. Whoever you plan on attacking could take the logical course of action and get rid of you, as the organizer, even before the plans are in place.

[voice]

[notjohnsmith]

Then they will have given themselves away!

fffff happy!Kyon I love you

[dontmindmepleasecontinue]

Well, I'm not sure if I can be of any help, but it certainly wouldn't hurt to band together.

... Although I'm not sure I like the idea of not trusting anyone.

Well, anyway - where are we all meeting, then?

[notjohnsmith]

We might as well meet between the apartment buildings.

Action?

[dontmindmepleasecontinue]

All right. I will be there shortly. Perhaps we will be able to figure out what has happened to us.

I have wayyyy too many tags right now. Backtag later, maybe?

[notjohnsmith]

That's the idea! Use your little grey cells! Don't just see the details around you -- observe!

[sunflowersister]

No don't go there!! Don't go to the UFO!!

[notjohnsmith]

Why not? What don't you want me to find out?

[sunflowersister]

Well, nothing, it's just a private residence.

[maiditoutalive]

i havent seen any aliens
and how do you know its a ufo??

[notjohnsmith]

Well... I suppose it isn't flying... and with my memory as it is I can't be sure about its identification...

[notjohnsmith]

A flying saucer.

[maiditoutalive]

that doesnt prove anything

prepare for a flood of backtags

[themelancholyof]

[themelancholyof]

Yeah!! Good initiative, Kyon!

[themelancholyof]

Are you feeling okay? This total lack of unnecessary griping is kinda uncharacteristic...

[notjohnsmith]

Do I know you?

[themelancholyof]

That isn't funny.