notjohnsmith: (working out well)
notjohnsmith ([personal profile] notjohnsmith) wrote in [community profile] thoughtformed2012-12-14 12:07 am

Listen up!

 Okay!  So, everyone who's lost their memories, report in here for orientation!  Just as soon as we figure out what information we can trust and what kinds of evidence we can piece together, we'll organize a plan of attack!

There's a UFO on one side of town, so maybe we've all been abducted by aliens, but it could also just be a red herring.  Apparently there are a bunch of suspicious doctors telling people they're not real, too, so it could also be a government brainwashing plot or some sort of private sector terrorist spy scheme!  The important thing is, right now, anyone who has their memories might have some kind of agenda and you'd never know!  So don't trust anything!  There could even be plants among the people with memory loss set to lead us the wrong way.  Even personal possessions could have been replaced with misleading data!

Anyway, if we all stick together and keep our eyes open, we should be able to locate whatever secret base the people running this are using, and raid it for whatever they're hiding from us!  

No time to waste!
maiditoutalive: (the frog princess)

[personal profile] maiditoutalive 2013-01-15 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
yes but that doesnt mean i came in an ufo
maybe you came in a ufo
maiditoutalive: (calm)

[personal profile] maiditoutalive 2013-01-22 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
breathing fine
gravity is fine
sunlight is too bright but the nighttime is perfect
are you asking me if you smell funny
maiditoutalive: (how droll)

[personal profile] maiditoutalive 2013-01-31 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
how would i remember if it smelled weird or not
maiditoutalive: (voices of the dead)

[personal profile] maiditoutalive 2013-02-13 03:17 pm (UTC)(link)
wouldnt that depend on how long ive been here
and whether or not ive acclimated to even recognize instinctively that it smelled wrong
youre not a very good xenobiologist
xenopsychologist?
maiditoutalive: (what ho!)

[personal profile] maiditoutalive 2013-02-16 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
then its a critical learning experience
maiditoutalive: (we can scrum)

[personal profile] maiditoutalive 2013-02-28 05:56 am (UTC)(link)
ask better questions!
maiditoutalive: (coolkid)

[personal profile] maiditoutalive 2013-03-02 08:37 pm (UTC)(link)
whats that i hear
it might be
excuses
maiditoutalive: (the girl in red)

[personal profile] maiditoutalive 2013-03-04 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
you want to know what i would ask an alien?
maiditoutalive: (a real live alien)

[personal profile] maiditoutalive 2013-03-06 08:06 pm (UTC)(link)
how about the really obvious ones
where do you come from
why are you here
maiditoutalive: (c'est la vie)

[personal profile] maiditoutalive 2013-03-06 08:11 pm (UTC)(link)
i didnt say theyd be helpful
i just said they were the best questions to ask
maiditoutalive: (RUDE)

[personal profile] maiditoutalive 2013-03-06 08:20 pm (UTC)(link)
why are you such a killjoy

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