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[hulkintraining]

Well this isn’t the strangest place I’ve ever woken up in. Actually on the scale of one to crazy town I’d rate it about a seven. That said, I would not be at all surprised to discover that the doctors and nurses here are drinking crazy juice.

I mean the whole ‘you’re a fictional character that’s now real’ thing was freaky at first but I’m not convinced. Besides I know crazy when I see it-I’ve lived crazy. And this place is definitely pretty crazy.

But on the off chance that I’m not dreaming or hallucinating all of this and am not the only one that’s been brought here; if the name ‘Young Avengers’ means anything to you I think we should talk.

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[hulkintraining]

Kate! You're here! And Billy too apparently. So much for this being one vivid hallucination. [Although it still very well could be. He'd dreamed stranger things.]

What about the rest of the team? Are they here too?

[hawkingbird]

Tommy's here too -- but that's it so far. Tommy's kind of uh... Living on some satellite thing with Magneto.

[hulkintraining]

...Should we be concerned? [wait what is he saying?]

Scratch that. That's definitely concerning. What is he doing there?

[hawkingbird]

He objected to the forced roommate situation, likes the freedom of Magneto world? I guess? Honestly I try not to think about it that much.

[hulkintraining]

And by forced you mean we don't have veto power if our roommate turns out to be weird?

He didn't even give it a chance did he?

[hawkingbird]

...Yeah, not much of one.

You can camp out in another room if you like, but official room changes? No. A few people have moved out of the apartments. Most of the Avengers are in Avengers Tower, for example.

[hulkintraining]

This place has an Avengers Tower? [Give his geek brain a moment to process this.] Wow...

I haven't even made it to my assigned apartment yet much less met my roommate. I'll put out an SOS if I thing there's going to be a problem.

[private to teddy]

[hawkingbird]

A really young disturbingly hot Magneto.

[private to kate]

[hulkintraining]

Did someone give him a time machine? Or is this a time travel thing?

[private to teddy]

[hawkingbird]

Honestly? I think it's an alternate universe thing and a time travel thing. There's a Clint Barton here whose past is fairly different from the one I know for Clint Barton, and he doesn't remember me at all. The way the Avengers got together is completely different too.

But yeah. I'm pretty concerned. Been keeping an eye out for Tommy, just in case. Billy and Loki are too.

[private to teddy]

[hawkingbird]

...Right. I should mention that there's a young Loki and an old Loki. Young Loki is cool, when he's not breaking into my bedroom to rifle through my closet.

[private to teddy]

[hawkingbird]

Uh, that's a lot less weird than I made it sound.

[private to kate]

[hulkintraining]

So we're dealing with a Magneto and a Hawkeye from alternate universes and two Lokis. Are they from alternate universes too?

[private to kate]

[hulkintraining]

Also I can't help but wonder what kind of damage this is doing to the planes of reality to have all of us together in one place. Part of me is hoping Nate will show up and explain this.

[private to kate]

[hulkintraining]

Also Kate? There's no way you could have possibly said that that wouldn't sound weird.

[private to teddy]

[hawkingbird]

Sorry, it's just been on my mind since I found out he stalked through my closet to figure out if I was Hawkeye or not. He's been a solid friend.

[private to teddy]

[hawkingbird]

Loki's been a little tightlipped about the other Loki's arrival... Kinda understandable I guess. So not too sure if they're the same universe or just different points in time yet.

[private to teddy]

[hawkingbird]

I just hope that if Nate arrives, he's the one from before what... happened with Cassie. I doubt he's handled that too well.

[private to kate]

[hulkintraining]

So I'll check younger Loki off in the ally column. Got it.

[private to kate]

[hulkintraining]

Well yeah. If this other Loki is anything like the one from our universe, I wouldn't be drawing attention to our...connection.

[private to kate]

[hulkintraining]

[...]

No. Probably not.