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[ricinbeans]

I don't know if I feel better or worse that I'm not the only one who's confused.

Yo, if you know me, hit me up. I got questions.

[ Private, easily hackable ]
I just need a place to sort this out. Shit I found in this room:

- I've got my license. My name's Jesse Bruce Pinkman. I don't think it's valid here 'cause this sure as hell ain't New Mexico.

- Books. Like, textbooks. Art, English, chemistry. Either I go to school or I'm a huge nerd. I don't remember learning any of this.

- Hella sketchbooks. I think they're comic book characters? I don't know.

- It's almost Christmas. Maybe I've got family here 'cause there's a crapload of presents that have already been wrapped. Or maybe they're just friends. Either way, people know me. That's like, a good sign, right?

- I guess I smoke?

- Money. Like... fuckin' serious cash. Okay, so obviously I have a job. I can't find anything that says where I work. Shit, what if I get fired?

- Uh a respirator, also a gun





- I don't want to make this list anymore

Comments

[highlyinformed]

You're a very talented employee. And my sister misses you very much!

[ricinbeans]

Oh. Shit. I work for you? Uh I mean, of course I do.



Who are you?

[highlyinformed]

Your brother-in-law, of course!

[ricinbeans]

I'm married.

[highlyinformed]

No, not at all. I just don't understand why more people are playing jokes on others like that one. You're very single, as far as I know.

[ricinbeans]

Jesus Christ. Yo man, don't do that to me!

[highlyinformed]

All right, my mistake. Come here for your paycheck, that is not a joke.

[ricinbeans]

Where's here? Do you need me to work?

[highlyinformed]

My sister is coming to get you.

No, you shouldn't work in this state. But I don't want anyone taking advantage of you while you're alone.

[highlyinformed]

Popular with the younger crowd.

[ricinbeans]

I have no idea what that means but when you put it that way, it sounds fuckin' weird.

[highlyinformed]

I'm sorry.