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[fuckincakewake]

so tihs mornign i left and he was building brobots
and i went to see if tehy had peppermint snchanpps
*schanpps
and i come home and now hes gone
and the police said hes gone for like keeps or whatevs
not dead but leik mini jakes grandma gone
back to weheredver without us
he doesnt like being alone
so im gonan go back to the liquor dude
and get qwhatever else theyve got
and drikn it too
bc the last person besisdes me inthe world just dissapeard and i cant find my phone chaegr to text with janey and dave and rosie anymore
jaek when u get done expolring u have like
a bajilifon messgeas
*mesagges

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[callbacks]

im still looking but
im coming over

[fuckincakewake]

i todl u to stop

[callbacks]

cant stop now
theres loops outstanding
but i think im the last one
so can i come over

[bowlbuster]

Oh dear.
Roxy, buttercup, where are you?
Please back away from the alcohol.

[fuckincakewake]

in my aaprment duh
and nope
neop not tonight thansk

[bowlbuster]

Please? For me?
I do not get on you about your drinking normally, but that is because you always seem to be having fun when you do it!
This is not the fun kind of drunk you are proposing here.
This is the kind of drunk where you're sad and you drink and you get more sad and you throw up on all the nice upholstery and you pass out unhappy and then some uncouth knave comes and takes advantage of you, and I don't want us to be the subject of a terrible hipster movie about teens making poor choices, Roxy!

[riseup]

wait, what?

[fuckincakewake]

dirk peaced out

[riseup]

oh jeez.
i'm sorry, roxy.
i know how much it sucks.

[riseup]

if it helps, he will probably be back.
it's what striders do.

[vdova]

Bedroom vent. Left side of the room. It isn't booby trapped.

[fuckincakewake]

huh

[vdova]

The vent in your room. Check it.

[ohmycod]

so one of your fronds up and disappeared
that sucks

[fuckincakewake]

it appaprently happens a lot
to other ppl

[ohmycod]

whale thats too bad
but its not like he died or anyfin

[encore_dueling]

Roxy where are you right now?
I can be there lickity split.

[fuckincakewake]

my place
duh

[encore_dueling]

Ill be there before you know it!

[Indeed, the kid actually sprints all the way from his place to Roxy's. He's not even all that winded when he finally gets there!

Does Jake knock on the door or ring the doorbell like a normal person?

FUCK NO, that's for PANSIES!!! Jake uses the goddamn window as his entrance!

So he opens the window to the sitting room and casually climbs in through there. Closing the window once safely inside, of course. He's a gentleman, after all!]

[trytryagain]

I'm sorry that your friend disappeared.

[fuckincakewake]

yeah sorry to whien all over the networkd right
lol

[thneed]

Is someone there with you now?

[fuckincakewake]

nah im pretty fucking hungover atm
so i have pretty much chilled in bed for a while
lots of ppl around before

[ricinbeans]

Yo, you need anything?

[fuckincakewake]

next weeks shit in advance i geuss