[text]

[exbloodjunkie]

If I’m supposed to be shocked or surprised that I’m “fictional,” I really hate to be a disappointment. If you want, you can consider me a little jaded in that regard.

There’s already an extremely invasive book series published about my life anyway. Don’t even get me started on the conventions.

I appreciate having a roof over my head here but I need some help so I’m hoping someone will be able to give me information. I’m looking for my brother. His name is Dean. He has an unhealthy love for red meat, pie, and mullet rock.

Dean, if you can read this, I’m here.

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1/3

[theusualsuspect]

Sammy?

2/3 uh sorry maybe

[theusualsuspect]

Where the hell have you been.

[coinmover]

There's a Dean here who wrapped a turkey in bacon. I'd say you're in luck.

I lied 3/4 & there is the incessant paranoia that has Dean grabbing for his silver and holy water.

[theusualsuspect]

Where are you. I'm coming to get you.

[theusualsuspect]

It's not unhealthy

[sunflowersister]

Oh, I know Dean! Well, I know a Dean, who certainly fits that description. Goodness, I bet he'll be happy to see you!

[exbloodjunkie]

Last I checked I was in Ohio. We just left that convention in Vermilion. Next thing I know, I was in that hospital.
Dean, what is going on? How did we

_{[You know what? This would be easier to discuss in person. Not knowing how he really got here, if this is actually real or not gives him reason to be paranoid too. Who knows if the texts are being monitored...]}

I'm near a Starbox. --Seriously? I'll wait inside it for you.
For the record, it wouldn't hurt you to eat a salad every once in a while.

[exbloodjunkie]

Do you know how I can get in touch with him?
My name's Sam, by the way.

[exbloodjunkie]

I doubt there's another Dean like that. Has he been here a long time?

[coinmover]

If you've made an open post to the network, he'll see it before long. Reading whatever's posted is the closest thing to true entertainment the island offers.

[exbloodjunkie]

In that case, there's nothing to do but wait. Is there an FAQ for this app? Private texting will come in handy.

_{[He's usually tech savvy, but.]}

[dialogical]

Did you bring any copies with you?
Ideally something on a kindle.

[exbloodjunkie]

No way. I've never even read the things.

[sunflowersister]

To be fair, I think that was Loki's idea.

[sunflowersister]

Oh bother, I couldn't really say. A couple of months, perhaps?

[exbloodjunkie]

Loki?

_{[He's thinking of his universe's version, which is actually the angel Gabriel.]}

[exbloodjunkie]

_{[This makes the entire situation even more complicated. It doesn't make sense, since he was just with his brother before he even got here...]}

Is time displacement common here? It doesn't make sense otherwise.

[dialogical]

What, really?
Why the hell not?

[sunflowersister]

Well I won't say I understood it either, but they both seemed very pleased with it.

[sunflowersister]

It seems to be... A lot of people who have been here for years get friends coming in who say they'd just seen them the other day back home.

[badnewsboy]

Ah, it seems you know of me and most likely find me unsavory.

[animator]

Pretty sure I've spotted your Dean on the network a few times. Find him yet?

text message

[badnewsboy]

Will we be having interesting guests tonight? Tell me we'll be having interesting guests tonight.

[badnewsboy]

Can you spot him?

[thebestseller]

Ah, so you, too, know the joys of having your personal life scrutinized- though I admit, books and conventions based around it take the cake.