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[fuckincakewake]

so before you all jump on the
"im not signing this" wagon careen dangerously down "youll repeat another school year should you continue on this line miss lalonde" pass
i stopped fucking drinking so this shit can only go up
esp spellling
so who wants to sign this

Comments

[ohmycod]

what the eff is this

[fuckincakewake]

a visual representation of what happens when a principal says its cool for u to drink in class

[ohmycod]

dont look too bad to me

[fuckincakewake]

the fs stand for failure
d stands for
uhhhh
"didnt pass"
c is "colicky babies do better than u"

[callbacks]

me
i have to practice my penmanship apparently

[fuckincakewake]

*any NON MINORS wanna sign this for me

[callbacks]

aw man
but im four hundred years older than you right
whoa what happened to your citizenship second quarter young lady

[fuckincakewake]

bein a teenage alcoholic is hard dave
its hard and noone understands

[roseate]

I can ask Steph for you.

[fuckincakewake]

ur sweet new guardian
yes plz :3
sorry u had to see this bullshitery btw
itll be better next time

[roseate]

Spelling is a ridiculous thing to have a letter grade for in the 11th year.

[dialogical]

Wow. You weren't kidding.

[fuckincakewake]

i am nothing if not deadly serious about my academic probationary status

[dialogical]

Have you considered hacking the school computers and changing your grades.
When they catch on you can say it was a demonstration of future career skills.

[thneed]

Instrumental music is a class and you have a C?
I am so disappointed.

[fuckincakewake]

disappointed huh
hey smartass
lets get u good and drunk and sit u in front of a tuba

[thneed]

I am amazing at a tuba, I'll have you know. Drunk or not I'd still get an A.
And my Uncle Ubb is amazing at a drunk accordion. He won a trophy once. Mmhm.

[thneed]

But that's kind of irrelevant. We're not getting me drunk and handing me a tuba.

You needed someone to sign that?

[ricinbeans]

Hey, you're doin' better than I ever did.

[fuckincakewake]

no way u sucked at school
ur like super smart business guy
running illegal candy throughout the islands underground sweets railroad
u cant tell me that translates to substandard grades

[ricinbeans]

First of all I work in advertising and that takes like, no brains at all

[ricinbeans]

Nah, I sucked at school. Like REALLY sucked, yo. And hey, look how much you're kickin' ass at science. Like you said, you can only get better from here.

[maiditoutalive]

laura might do it
i havent shown her mine yet so i am not sure what she will have to say about grades
i am not even sure if i will have to explain to her what they mean or not

[fuckincakewake]

ur roommate is kinda special huh

[maiditoutalive]

shes very kind and shes a good roommate
its not her fault if she had more important things to worry about than learning what grades are