Why did I think this was a good idea

[theusualsuspect]

I hate- This place- Fuck.

Fine. I'll just get this all out of the way in one go.

This place sucks ass, but it sucks slightly less than the Apocalypse. I really wish I could forget all the shit inside my head and just give in, but I can't and I won't.

The bars here are dull as fuck, sorry Conrad but that place is like a kiddie bar or something. Tony, your taste in music is awesome but your butler freaks me out, please stop having him call me. Loki, you're a good kid. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise. But your kitchen ideas are going to kill one or both of us.

Sammy, you should just go get a dog already and not talk to me for the rest of however long this lasts. It wasn't your fault.

This place better give me back my damn car before I shoot somebody. I deserve that much for putting up with this shit.

Comments

[badnewsboy]

I'm not entirely sure how you came to that conclusion. You do understand that I am Loki?

[exbloodjunkie]

When this is over, we should get a drink.

_{[It says a lot that he's actually feeling this way.]}

[coinmover]

Maybe my new liquor-brewing tenant can help you with the bar problem, if an entrepreneurial spirit strikes him.

If not, you're welcome to come by for a drink in any case. We'll strive to be interesting.

[nicevampireguy]

Fuck i know it's shit but it's a thing it's my thing i mean it's the only godo thing i've ever done oh my god i need to break this fucking shit fuck phone why can't i just look the fuck away BECAUSE I HAVE CRIPPLING ANXIETY AND A STUPID FUCKING DSEIRE TO BE LIKED EVEN WHEN NO EONE EVER DOSESJFAWIGHEOIG OH MY FUCKING GOD

[nicevampireguy]

WHY THE FUCK DID I JUST HIT SEND