Why did I think this was a good idea

[theusualsuspect]

I hate- This place- Fuck.

Fine. I'll just get this all out of the way in one go.

This place sucks ass, but it sucks slightly less than the Apocalypse. I really wish I could forget all the shit inside my head and just give in, but I can't and I won't.

The bars here are dull as fuck, sorry Conrad but that place is like a kiddie bar or something. Tony, your taste in music is awesome but your butler freaks me out, please stop having him call me. Loki, you're a good kid. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise. But your kitchen ideas are going to kill one or both of us.

Sammy, you should just go get a dog already and not talk to me for the rest of however long this lasts. It wasn't your fault.

This place better give me back my damn car before I shoot somebody. I deserve that much for putting up with this shit.

Comments

[badnewsboy]

I'm not entirely sure how you came to that conclusion. You do understand that I am Loki?

[theusualsuspect]

Yeah, I do. So what? You're a trickster, right? Chaos and all that. I knew an angel who went by that name. Guy was a major dick.

People... God I can not believe I am about to say this shit, but, people can change. Not very often, but if they really want to, even things other people call monsters can try to live a decent life. So you're Loki. So what?

[exbloodjunkie]

When this is over, we should get a drink.

_{[It says a lot that he's actually feeling this way.]}

[theusualsuspect]

Sounds like a plan.

[It says about the same, that Dean is as well. Though he had a lot more time to miss Sam than he likes to think about.]

[coinmover]

Maybe my new liquor-brewing tenant can help you with the bar problem, if an entrepreneurial spirit strikes him.

If not, you're welcome to come by for a drink in any case. We'll strive to be interesting.

[nicevampireguy]

Fuck i know it's shit but it's a thing it's my thing i mean it's the only godo thing i've ever done oh my god i need to break this fucking shit fuck phone why can't i just look the fuck away BECAUSE I HAVE CRIPPLING ANXIETY AND A STUPID FUCKING DSEIRE TO BE LIKED EVEN WHEN NO EONE EVER DOSESJFAWIGHEOIG OH MY FUCKING GOD

[reanimated]

Hey hey hey hey HEY HEY HEY WHAT THE FUCK DID THIS PRICK JUST SAY ABOUT OUR BAR?!

[reanimated]

OUR BAR

[reanimated]

********************************OUR BAR

[reanimated]

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OUR BAR

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!

[nicevampireguy]

WHY DON'T YOU FUCKING OWN A PIECE OF THIS FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT BAR THEN HUH FUCK YOU ITS STILL MINE

[nicevampireguy]

100% MMMMINE FUCK YOU

[reanimated]

OH, FUCK RIGHT OFF! I WAS SHOWING A LITTLE SOLIDARITY. OURS IN SPIRIT NOT OURS ON PAPER THOUGH HONESTLY I'D BUY INTO THAT IF THE OFFER WERE EVER ON THE TABLE

[reanimated]

Look can we focus on what's important and show this fucker what's what? NO ONE TALKS SHIT ABOUT THE PHONY

[nicevampireguy]

what if he's rightoIJFIWEOAJGOHWOE I'M WALKKING AWAY YOU CAN ANSWER THIS SHIT INNOTCOMING BACK TO THIS POST NO FUCK FUCKING HELL NO FUCK THIS FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

[reanimated]

Yeah but here's the thing, he's not. I mean it's not perfect, yeah? It's not a fucking club or a dirty dive or whatever else people are expecting it to be, it just is what it is. And why're people so picky about bars anyway? A PUB IS A PUB IS A PUB! Christ, we've got enough booze to knock out a pack of rhinos on any given night, what more could they want? Anyway it's not like you're hard up for business so don't let one shithead's opinion wreck your week, you pathetic sack of shit.

[nicevampireguy]

WHY THE FUCK DID I JUST HIT SEND