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While these devices may be a more efficient means of communication than magic, and nowhere near as messy as firetalking has the potential to be, there are inherent flaws in their design. They are far too small, for one, and lend themselves to being easily misplaced. I suppose it will have its uses, which is more than can be said for most Muggle devices, but if not for the distinct lack of owls, I would not be so resigned to let it replace the perfectly respectable practice of letter-writing.

That said, the sheer amount of idiocy beyond the doors of that Muggle hospital is absolutely baffling. Never in my life have I heard such a ridiculous tale, which is quite a feat when one considers the many desperate lies told by Death Eaters when presented with anything resembling consequence. I have little tolerance for foolishness and will not be treated as either an invalid or an imbecile they assume is eager to believe stories that are clearly meant for children.

Writing on this fool thing is an exercise in tedium and a miserable excuse for communication, I might add. Quill and parchment would have been much quicker.

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Oh fuck.
Wizards.

I beg your pardon.

Nothing.
Hey.
How're your majyckks working?

As they should, though it's no concern of yours.

I wouldn't call it concern.
More, academic interest.
Have you ever tricked magicking the shit out of some muggle technology?

I've never had any reason to meddle with Muggle nonsense. My time and efforts were wisely spent elsewhere.

[Though it's not a terrible idea.]

Ok but now you're stuck in muggleland.
Don't tell me you're not curious.

Perhaps. At present, it's not my primary concern.

What would that be?

I'm not in the habit of divulging such information to faceless strangers.

That seems awfully fucking bigoted against those of us without faces.
Is it really a big secret?
All I'm offering is an information trade, dude.
Unless you'd rather learn how to use your muggle technology to figure out how to get the answers I could tell you fairly easily.

It is, actually, not that it's any of your business.

[Even if it wasn't a big secret, really, he's just kind of a huge douche 24/7. Let's be real.]

And foreign as it may be, I'm fortunate enough not to be rife with incompetence, unlike my so-called contemporaries in this place. I'll learn.

[Mostly, he means Sirius.]

Hm.
Would your contemporaries be more able to magically fix a cellphone?

To refer to them as such was generous of me, you realize. None of them could magic their way out of a potato sack.

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[text] dying at the bigot line.

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