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[Given the fact that some seem to be compelled to send out city-wide texts in this time of strange over-sharing, Loki decides it's time for a go. He isn't affected in the slightest, but he wouldn't be Loki if he couldn't pretend a little.]

Thor, it was me who helped the ogres take Mjolnir. It was also my idea to dress you as a woman to get it back, not Heimdall. I knew at least seven different ways we could have gotten it back without you putting on Mother's dress.

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Damn.

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I can find compliments in many things.

Yes, he was mortified. The Warriors 3 still to this day do not let him forget it.

Mission accomplished, then! Although, now that the cat's out of the bag, do you ever think you'll be able to get him to give a repeat performance?

He is none to bright, I have no doubt if I put my mind to it I could.

Of course I can always simply magic him into the dress.

Such a charitable brother! Family reunions must be hysterical with you around.

The only thing we had close to the family reunions mortals have was the annual hunt. They took me along because I was the only one who could cook edible food in the dead of winter over a camp fire.

Hey, that's a useful skill. Women love a guy who cooks.

Do women also love men who can skin and gut any animal found in half the time as anyone else in the hunting party?

Only the really outdoorsy ones. It's gross when you say it that way, but that's a useful skill to have, too, if you're ever stuck in the wilderness.

We got lost with disturbing frequency.

Sounds like you all had a pretty lousy sense of direction, for hunters.

They never listened to me. Someone would go chasing off after some deer and the party would follow blindly. It never failed we would lose the path at least once.