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[you_have_heart]

[Given the fact that some seem to be compelled to send out city-wide texts in this time of strange over-sharing, Loki decides it's time for a go. He isn't affected in the slightest, but he wouldn't be Loki if he couldn't pretend a little.]

Thor, it was me who helped the ogres take Mjolnir. It was also my idea to dress you as a woman to get it back, not Heimdall. I knew at least seven different ways we could have gotten it back without you putting on Mother's dress.

...

Damn.

Comments

[you_have_heart]

It was not so much cute as it was hilarious.

[sunflowersister]

No reason it can't be both! It actually reminds me a little of how fussy my own brother would get when he got his clothes dirty and had to wear mine while I washed them...

[you_have_heart]

Oh that is amusing. I do wish I had something to take pictures with. at the time.

[sunflowersister]

Isn't that always the case!

I'm trying to think of a way to ask what other silly pranks you pulled without forcing you to answer...

[you_have_heart]

Perhaps when all of this blows over?

Though There were several instances of mysterious dancing boars at Thor's birthday feasts.