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[you_have_heart]

[Given the fact that some seem to be compelled to send out city-wide texts in this time of strange over-sharing, Loki decides it's time for a go. He isn't affected in the slightest, but he wouldn't be Loki if he couldn't pretend a little.]

Thor, it was me who helped the ogres take Mjolnir. It was also my idea to dress you as a woman to get it back, not Heimdall. I knew at least seven different ways we could have gotten it back without you putting on Mother's dress.

...

Damn.

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[alwaysimpure]

I see. That's worth a lot, actually.

And you're right.

[Here, have some truth as a reward. Next let's bond over siblings!]

Chuffer.

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[you_have_heart]

So you did not betray your friends, but did you kill those people?

Coccydynia.

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[alwaysimpure]

No. I've never killed anyone.

Ponce.

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[you_have_heart]

Well then, I see no reason you should lie about that, especially here.

Feist.

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[alwaysimpure]

Most people hear have read the books apparently written about it, anyway. I was just seeing how far I can stretch the truth.

Nitwit.

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[you_have_heart]

The truth very seldom escapes me.

Dunderhead.

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[alwaysimpure]

Interesting. Somehow I had doubted that you make use of it that often yourself.

Pillock.

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[you_have_heart]

How so?

Witling.