Video. Always Video.

[morethanasidekick]

Sirius Black signed my boob.

[Nodding as she sports a massive grin.]

Seriously. Sirius Mother-Faeking Black.

[Pointing to herself.]

I can now die happy.

[She pauses for a second, still grinning, shaking her head as if she can't believe her luck.]

Best - Kidnapping - Ever.

Comments

voice;

[cruciverbalist]

Sounds serious to me.

[hot4engines]

Why'd ya want him to do that?

Re: voice;

[morethanasidekick]

Oh you with the wit!

Do you charge or is the first joke free?

[morethanasidekick]

Mostly so I could make this video.

Come on! Sirius Black. Who doesn't wanna say they had a boob signed by Sirius Black?

[hot4engines]

Well, he is a pretty cool guy, I'll give you that.

[morethanasidekick]

Just wait til he shows you his wand.

[Yeah she meant literally, wand, but she's good with how wrong that sounded.]

[hot4engines]

He's promised me he will sometime ♥

voice;

[cruciverbalist]

I'd bet it was a magical experience, even.

Free, my dear fellow resident. I'd never charge for what I so thoroughly enjoy. [ unless you're a banker or he needs to. ]

video;

[alwaysimpure]

Oh, for Merlin's sake...

[morethanasidekick]

It's... [She nods as if to acknowledge just how impressive it is, even measuring out with her hands...

Then without warning she snaps out of pervert mode and very normally asserts.]

I mean dude. It's a wand. Magic wand. What's not totally awesome about that!

Re: voice;

[morethanasidekick]

Oh honey, you know it! There may even have been sparks coming from his magic stick.

[What?]

Free? I'm fond of anything I get for free... Provided it's not transferred by bodily fluids but that's a whole other thing.

Re: video;

[morethanasidekick]

What? Come on. Like you've never been asked to sign a boob before.

video;

[alwaysimpure]

Not that I can recall. I must have been doing something wrong so far.

Re: video;

[morethanasidekick]

See we just need to a get you a shirt that says Yes I am Sirius Black and trust. Flocks of screaming fan-girls baring their breasts.

But just remember. You never forget your first.

video;

[alwaysimpure]

Don't worry, I'll forever remember your breast.

And I really need a drink.

[Video]

[masterofpotions]

[Snape proceeds to look absolutely horrified for a moment, before carefully schooling his expression to be completely and utterly blank.]

I'm shocked to hear that Black is even capable of writing his own name. Did he spell it properly?

Re: video;

[morethanasidekick]

Can I have that in writing?

[She may or may not be serious.]

Well! It just so happens I am very helpful in that department.

video;

[alwaysimpure]

You could, but I can't write well with this thing. I tried and failed.

I pegged you as someone helpful in several departments.

[maiditoutalive]

Why did he do that?

Re: [Video]

[morethanasidekick]

[And cue eye-roll. You know really, she should have guessed who you were just from the way you spoke and the words that came out of your mouth.]

This video has been deemed a douchebag free zone. Please proceed to the nearest emergency exit and thank you for flying Kenzi Air.

[Smiling, even if it doesn't reach her eyes.]

Re: video;

[morethanasidekick]

Oh no. I'm talking parchment and quill.

[So it can be framed.]

Several you say? Honey. You couldn't keep up if you tried.

video;

[alwaysimpure]

Remind me, then, maybe I'll do it.

You keep challenging me, love, that can only end well for us both.

[morethanasidekick]

Because he's Sirius Black! One does not question the motives of Sirius Black. One merely accepts.

[...]

And because I asked him.

[Video]

[alwaysimpure]

Look at your arse, Snivellus.

Re: video;

[morethanasidekick]

And finally he catches on! I thought you were quicker than that.

Well. Come on! All work no play makes Black a dull boy. Besides. I think you owe me a drink. Thanks to me, the whole of New Moore is now ready to fully embrace your awesome.